If I post this smiley, will a flamewar come to me?

[jpgray]

:popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

1. I see your smiley and raise you one.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[JVS]

4. I'll double your bet

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[jpgray]

6. Ideally, this is what this thread should look like

Me:
:popcorn:













You assholes:
:grr::nuke::grr:
:eyes::shrug::eyes:
:nopity::nopity::nopity:
:crazy::mad::crazy:
:tinfoilhat:















Me again:
:applause:

[TimeChaser]

11. That made my day

Thanks :)

[matcom]

2. Smiley-posters are a funny bunch

:D

[dolo amber]

3. Iunno

:shrug:

[jpgray]

8. It's no fun if I start it myself

:cry:

[AVulgarianHue]

5. Only if it's Monsanto corn n/t

[redqueen]

7. No.

You gotta do better than that.

Insult someone's favorite band or say you enjoy killing cute animals or something. That oughtta do it.

[Hugin]

13. I kick kittens.

Yup, kitten picture threads always get a kick from me.




























































(Pssst... Let's hope this works :popcorn: )

[jpgray]

17. OK, now I can start a flamewar--I fucking -hate- this kind of post:

Something that needs a defusing and/or humorous smiley















































Defusing and/or humorous smiley.

[Hugin]

21. It wasn't a defusing and/or humorous smiley...

It's an attempt to push the cynical sarcastic intent of
the post out of eye shot of the would-be reactionary reader.

Such as yourself... Obviously.





























































































Nyah! :P

[jpgray]

22. I guess we're bitter enemies forever now

x(






























































































No smiley! This was just to maybe sprain your scrolling finger. :P

[Hugin]

27. Let this be on your head!

I wave the bony finger of blame at your approximate location.























































































And such. :+ (*YES*, I invoked the seldom used and inflammatory "clown face".)

[jpgray]

28. Holy shit! Clowny finally has some exposure

I think Mr. Hide still has more currency:

:hide:

[Hugin]

31. Lately, I would agree.

I'm not too fond of the long scroll posts myself.

[Left Is Write]

9. No, but someone might show a movie.

[BamaLefty]

10. War!

:nuke:

[RandomKoolzip]

12. No, but being your normal asshole self might help.

"Oh, look at me! I'm jpgray and I'm the King of Everything! I like Talk Talk, and I like to TALK TALK EVEN MORE than the band Talk Talk! In fact, All I ever do is Talk talk! Wah wah wahhhhh...."

[jpgray]

14. You dare to mock me? See if you can mock me in the Room of Questions!

Or something. :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Yew and yure dawter are dooooomed.

[jpgray]

16. If you read your first reply in the tones of Mark Hollis and add Casios

That pretty much is their first single.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I know. You're a hard guy to mock....

I mean, what was I gonna do? Pick on Os Mutantes?

[jpgray]

19. The J and P stand for Jieronymus Posch

Does that help?

[redqueen]

20. Um.

What?

[jpgray]

I am a Garden of Earthly Delights (nt)

[redqueen]

33. Were you trying to provoke flameage

with your butchering of Bosch's name?

[jpgray]

34. You can't tie down that post to a single purpose

It's like the wind. Woosh.

[redqueen]

36. dude

this is regoddamndiculous how much u fuckin rawk. u r teh sex.

[jpgray]

41. If I had a cool middle name, I would agree with you (nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I thought it stood for "jejune pretention."

Or "jalepenos 'n' prunes."

[jpgray]

24. Either way, I may as well have sprung whole from my folks' bongwater

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Speaking of having hippie parents.....

Guess my middle name. Go ahead....guess.

[jpgray]

26. Aquarius? Jerry? Reeftomarleymaumau? (nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Very close, actually.

"Jupiter." It moved into Pisces the day I was born....just as, I'm guessing, a huge cloud of marijuana smoke moved into my dad's lungs.

[jpgray]

30. That's cool!

Can I call you "Jup," like the servant baboon in The Mysterious Island?

:bounce:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. If you don't mind constant slaps to the face with an open hand, then yes.

[jpgray]

37. That would harsh my Jup-buzz, yeah.

You must have been the coolest kid in grade school with that middle name. My two first names combine for something popular with recent Popes.

[sundog]

35. attention whore

[jpgray]

38. Who are you to judge?

:cry:

[sundog]

39. i'm sorry...

attention slut :D

[jpgray]

40. And who the fuck are you these days, ee cummings?

Post some damn captial letters! :grr::nuke: