Time again for: I'm Scott McClellan, Ask me Anything!!!!

[LynneSin]

:D

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Have You Ever Told The Truth About Anything?

Or, have you always just said what someone else told you to say, no matter what?
The Professor

[LynneSin]

3. Now is not the time to point fingers

:eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

8. But, Scotty, You're Not Answering The Question

Just answer the question. Have you been a liar your whole life, or not?!?!?
The Professor

[LynneSin]

This isn't the time or place to be making these accusations

:D

[ProfessorGAC]

15. But, Scotty. I'm Not Accusing. I'm Asking A Question!

Are you capable of telling the truth, EVER, or not?
The Professor

[LynneSin]

17. And I'm tellling you this just isn't the time to hold people accountable

:D

[ProfessorGAC]

23. You Just Told The Truth!

I can't believe it. You just ADMITTED that you don't tell the truth by telling the truth. I knew that if pressed, every right wing whore would eventually crack.
The Professor

BTW: I'm in Philly again this week. But, no time to do nothin'. Maybe next time, i'll get 'hold of you.

[LynneSin]

25. we've got problems to solve and we're going to stay focused on em

M'kay!

[ProfessorGAC]

29. No. Too Late! We Gotcha Scotty

The Professor

[LynneSin]

31. We can engage in this blame-gaming going on and I think that's what you're

doing right now!

[ProfessorGAC]

34. I'm Mum

I gotcha. You know it. You're soiling yourself, and i don't want to be around to witness it. This is what happens when smart people with a spine confront a conservative with no brain. (BTW: That would be ALL of them.)
The Professor

[LynneSin]

36. We can sit here and engage in this back and forth

:D

[Chovexani]

2. Are you a top or a bottom?

Or do you and Jeffy switch? :P

[LynneSin]

5. This is not a blame game, now is not the time to get into that

:shrug:

[Chovexani]

6. LOL!

:spank:

[sakabatou]

4. Is your favorite song "Scottie Doesn't Know"?

[LynneSin]

7. This isn't the time to accuse others of stuff ok

:D

[sakabatou]

22. Sure it is

You're accusing me of me accusing you.

[LynneSin]

32. We are securing the American people by staying on the offensive abroad

:D

[sakabatou]

41. Are you saying I'm a floozy?

[LynneSin]

46. I'm not prepared to agree with your assessment just there

:D

Well, maybe I am!

[sakabatou]

48. That was low, LS...

:hug:

[AlCzervik]

9. which brand of adult diaper do you wear at your press briefings?

[LynneSin]

13. Why do you focus of shifting blame

:shrug:

[SocratesInSpirit]

10. Were you born an ass-kissing toady

or is it something you have to practice?

:D

[LynneSin]

14. You're pointing fingers again and damnit that's gotta stop

:D

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. Yes or no? Yes or no?!!!

[LynneSin]

16. Now is not the time to go pointing your fingers at others to blame

:shrug:

[Jara sang]

12. Scottie? What have I got in my pocket?

[LynneSin]

18. It better not be a finger pointing at someone and blaming them

that's all I'm saying!

[SocratesInSpirit]

19. You seem awfully obsessed with fingers and "pointing" them places...

Is there something you've been repressing?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

20. Bush is putting a task for to look into the facts, but now is not the time

m'kay!

[Ishoutandscream2]

21. That's it! I can't do this anymore, Scotty!

I'm gonna end it all! Get away from me, or I'll do it!! I swear to God! Anything to avoid these pointless news conferences!!!

Back away, Bartlett. Scotty, step away from the podium! Helen, put down the cell phone. This is it!!!

BANG!!!!

[LynneSin]

24. I'm not prepared to agree with your assessment just there

Ok!

[Ishoutandscream2]

27. Scotty, is that reporter dead or alive? Yes or no?!!!!

[LynneSin]

30. Again, this is getting into -- we're somewhat engaged in a blame game

m'kay!

[salin]

26. what does "next question" really mean?

[LynneSin]

28. You're speculating about things at this point. I'm not going to engage it

:D

[salin]

33. and when three more questions are asked on the same point... you

say what?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

47. I'll be glad to talk to you about it, but I've got to have a chance to...

respond!

[salin]

49. you are good

have ole scotty down to a T.

[KamaAina]

35. Did anyone anticipate that the levees might be breached?

Did they?

[LynneSin]

39. Look, you're getting into all the after-action analysis, and I can't tell

:D

[baldguy]

37. How much does a Republican soul go for these days?

Per pound, that is.

[LynneSin]

43. There are other priorities, too, and we'll be working to address those

:D

[Doctor_J]

38. Snotty, when are you going to trot out,

"I've already answered that, the President (cough, cough) has already answered that, so I don't want to answer it again"?

[LynneSin]

42. No, by saying that there's a time to look at those issues, but now is not

the time

:D

[Bullwinkle925]

40. If I open my dictionary to the words "Idiot", "Stupid", 'Lapdog",

"Sniveling" or "Stammer" - would I find your picture listed?

[LynneSin]

44. I'm not prepared to agree with your assessment just there

:D

[LynneSin]

45. The question period is overwith, I'm taking an Ambien and a bubble bath

:D