The Hottest CNN anchor-chick

[SlavesandBulldozers]

I'm going with Laurie Stouffer. But Rudy Bakhtiar is damn fine too. ANybody else out there? Oh, and by the way, if somebody says Laurie Dhue they are wrong on two counts A)contrary to white trash republican belief, Laurie Dhue is not hot. and B) SHe's on Faux news. SO, who's your favorite?

[Bozola]

1. You watch too much TV.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

28. it's true

but that's because I have no job and no life. So do you feel better now? LOL

[BlueEyedSon]

2. I'll go with Rudi.

[PDittie]

3. Darin Kagen

I'd like to be embedded...

[RedEarth]

5. I second that emtion....Darin Kagen is a babe..

Solidad O'Brian drives me crazy. Her voice is VERY annoying. Sounds like she has her fingers stuck in her nose. I change channel when she comes on...can't stand her.

[Richardo]

6. PDittie! Wass happenin dawg?

:hi: boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :D

[Swede]

13. Yessss.

[ErasureAcer]

4. Soledad O'brien

She is on CNN right?

She is hotter than hell. And that's really hot. :)

[Richardo]

7. Soledad fan here...

http://www.wichita.edu/insidewsu/@3-15-2001/images/7.jpg

Yowza! :loveya:

[jeter]

8. Candy Crowley

lol

[lpbk2713]

10. Her partner, Dev Null

brings out the best in her.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Heidi Collins

:9

[SlavesandBulldozers]

22. oh yeah Heidi

Heidi is smokin

[SEAburb]

32. I'm a Heidi fan

Those deep blue eyes, bright red hair, are real attention grabbers.

[snooper2]

11. I've always kind of liked...

Suzanne Malveaux...way better than that bitch Candy Crowley

[Cat Atomic]

12. I can stand pretty talking heads, personally.

I mean- they're like walking embodiments of what's gone wrong. Marketing over reality. Style over substance. They remind me of Bush's carrier landing... somehow.

Know what I mean? Pretty wrapping paper on a box of bullshit. It's hard to admite the wrapping, because it's hard to forget about the bullshit.

[CanuckAmok]

17. The Canadian TV Series "The Newsroom"

If you ever see it on late-night cable, watch it.

One episode was all about pretty talking heads...I can't begin to tell you how hilarious it was..

[ironflange]

14. Sachi Koto

[SlavesandBulldozers]

24. oh yeah, Sachi

Koto is so damn hot.

[Fenris]

15. Rudi

:loveya:
Ahhh..........

[Richardo]

20. Oooo Rudi's a Bruin...yes!

Bakhtiar was raised in Iran and earned a bachelor's degree in science from the University of California, Los Angeles.

[Fenris]

23. Mmmmmm....foreign and bright

She makes me want to watch headline news.

[smallprint]

16. Anybody ever notice that most CNN women have bangs?

I mean bangs as in hairstyle. As in long, spritzy, hanging down to the eyes, 10-year-old girl bangs. It drives me nuts. It seems like almost all of the anchors have them. (A few of them have come from MSNBC and have not gotten the bang treatment yet, i.e. Soledad O'Brien.)

When I see those bangs, it makes MY eyes itch. And I'm a 28 yr old man with short hair. I can't stand it. I want to reach through the TV screen and cut em off.

Who is responsible for this? Is there some bang-enforcing tyrant behind the scenes at CNN? I want answers.

[CanuckAmok]

18. bangs conceal forehead movement, ie wrinkles and expressions...

...which studies have shown are distracting and unappealing to the viewer.

I WISH I was kidding, but that's the reason.

[smallprint]

21. But why only CNN women?

MSNBC women also have a distinctive look-- very sharp lines, clean, lots of rosy cheeks-- but NO BANGS. (Or at least very few.)

I believe you about the studies, though... but it doesn't explain the difference.

[CanuckAmok]

25. Ultimately, the Key Stylist will make the decision...

He/she is responsible for the look of the on-air folks. Different stylists = different looks.

[CanuckAmok]

26. Ultimately, the Key Stylist will make the decision...

He/she is responsible for the look of the on-air folks. Different stylists = different looks.

[smallprint]

30. That's what I thought.

The Key Stylist for CNN is pushing her bang-supremacist agenda on us.

BTW, did you work for TV news, CanuckAmok?

[CanuckAmok]

31. Briefly...

...but now I do episodic TV.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

27. maybe because

it's so rock? Maybe because they dont want to look like the Televangeliste-make-up whores of the Faux news women.

[CanuckAmok]

19. http://www.nakednews.com

This is the ultimate critical statement of news broadcasting today. Watch a sexy woman slowly strip out of her anchorwoman suit while reading stories on ethnic cleansing, chemical warfare, etc.

The ultimate embodyment of postmodernism.

[Zero Gravitas]

29. I still miss Lynne Russell

Best. Anchorperson. Ever.