Scott McClellan Ready for New Season of "Press Briefing"

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Scott McClellan Ready for New Season of "Press Briefing"
Tuesday, 06 September 2005

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Here's a sneak preview of some more questions Scottie will be fielding soon:

We now know the President devoted his vacation to secret guitar lessons to prepare for his August 30 concert in San Diego with Mark Wills. Is it true the President will appear with Cindy Sheehan at the Operation Ceasefire Concert to be held after the "End the War on Iraq" march in Washington on September 24? Will the President be performing "Sweet Neo Con" by the Rolling Stones or "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" by Kanye West?

German television network ZDF reported that President Bush's appearance at a food distribution point in Biloxi last Friday was staged. Can you tell us if this location is still operating and how much food and water has been passed out there?

The President will meet with Chinese president Hu Jintao at the United Nations next week. What is the message the President will deliver about China's burgeoning military, which America is essentially financing by our growing dependence on Chinese consumer goods?

The flooded areas of New Orleans have been dubbed Lake Bush, which CNN described as "stagnant, fetid waters streaked with iridescent oil and smelling of garbage, human waste and death." Do you think this is a fitting metaphor for the administration, given the President's 45 percent approval rating, mounting trade deficits with China, soaring gas prices, our pourous border with Mexico, and the prospect of a long term U.S. military presence in Iraq?

Producers from the FOX News Channel will relaunch their coverage of McClellan's daily question and answer sessions next month. FNC is adapting ideas from the Korean Central News Agency's coverage of Kim Jong-il. The working title of their show is "Good Words from the Chimperial Palace."