The Roadmap to Perdition of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinkinbg": "Boy, now's my chance to buck up the nation. Maybe they'll call this my Steel Backbone Period as I rally the nation. Everybody's worried about Iraq. Even the party is nervous. 'Blackest hour,' they'll say. But my speech today will turn all that around! Everybody will be confident! They'll know what a great leader I am, and they won't have any more doubts. I call it my Roadmap to Victory! . . . which I borrowed some from my famous Roadmap to Peace, and when I remind people of that, they should be really optimistic, since I've done it before, so like I've had practice and stuff. Wow! . . . . Hmmm, . . .wonder who's gonna play me in the movie?"

[underpants]

1. Suffering a flashback W tries to revolunteer for the Texas Air Guard

:bounce:

[Richardo]

2. "When did they change the phone company's name to 'Heritage Foundation'?"

"I's confoozed. Oh well, that's deregulation for ya."

[Warpy]

4. From now on

...this is what I want to see everybody doing every time my name is mentioned.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Where's my tacos? I see the big bell, so I thought I'd grab a bite.

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Damn, Karl!

Do you have to stick your hand THAT far up my butt?

[cosmicdot]

6. W is thinking and a'spreking: wow, it's great being here ...

with everyday folks ... there's Holly Coors, hi Holly ready for a sub ride? ... Richard Scaife, my man, Dick, hi, how're you doing ... Sean Hannity is here to speak, too ... he calls himself a media superstar ... wow ... that shouldn't present anything unfair and unbalanced ... Steve Forbes made it today ... made any money today? hee hee ... William Hume, good to see ya ... can't remember if he's kinfolk of Brit or not ... whatever ... Ed Meese ... what a super human being ... still waiting for your $2000 my man ... Mitch Daniel ... nobody can cook the books any better ... wow, what a group ... they even quote Rush Limbaugh on their website I'm told ... now, these are really people compassionate about being conservative ... finally a backdrop I can stand in front of without feeling strange ...

[peekaloo]

7. Our Prince O' Darkness notifies the minions we have reached the

fifth ring of hell. Props to the Wrathful and Gloomy!

[11 Bravo]

8. Hey you! Where re you going with my Mission Accomplished sign?

n/t

[VOX]

9. "How many figgers am Ah holdin' up, Turd Blossom?"

"Ewe jes think yer so damn smart, donchya, Karl!"

[LionInWinter]

10. "Buh bye re-election ...

looks like I'm a one-termer just like Poppy!"

[skip fox]

11. Come on, DU, give it up for lunch!

we need captions!