In its absence, I learned to cherish the poll feature as a precious thing

[jpgray]

Ever play chess against yourself as a kid?

[TimeChaser]

1. I've played against myself in many games

I usually win

[RandomKoolzip]

2. No, I had friends.

And none of them were dorky enough to give a fuck about chess.

[jpgray]

3. Oh yeah? Well maybe I haven't voted in my own poll yet

Ever think about that? I'm so cool, and I have so many friends, that I tripped over four of them to look up chess in the dictionary, because I had to make sure I was spelling it correctly. Yeah.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. How the fuck do you misspell "chess?!"

What'd ya do, ad a silent "f" between the two "s's"?

Everyday, in every way, I respect you less and less.

[jpgray]

6. I get my jollies from nine men's morris.

And I thought it was tzschess.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. No, it's "cheese."

Except it's pronounced "Djibouti."

[TroubleMan]

4. Yeah... I was really good as a kid

I actually played in tournaments, so I played against myself to study certain openings.

I pretty much quit when I got around 16 or so.

[jpgray]

8. Somebody better pick option four (nt)

[enigmatic]

9. nope

I've never learned; I can't believe I haven't after all these years..