Drunk Woman Tried To 'Relieve' Herself In Cemetary - Killed By Gravestone

[matcom]

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BRUSSELS (Reuters) - An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said Wednesday.

The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050907/od_nm/belgium_cemetery_dc

[DS1]

1. So? Put another stone on top of that, and you're done

[matcom]

2. i see your in a chipper mood this morning

:D

[DS1]

3. I believe in expedience

:bounce:

[DIKB]

4. Is this Darwin Worthy ?

I'm not sure if a simple slip and fall while intoxicated counts. I think you have to give a truly Hercules-esque stupidity effort.

[LisaL]

5. Sorry, I think she is in the running.

[swimboy]

6. This is happening all the time here in the South.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Death to the pisser, I say

okay, well, I never said that before now, but now I do.

[edbermac]

8. What a tragic accident...

Tragic, yet hilarious...

[El Fuego]

9. Maybe it was an angry ghost who caused it to fall

After all, she pissed on his grave.

[StaggerLee]

10. exactly

Have we learned nothing from books, movies and tv??

:)

[SocratesInSpirit]

11. Creepy!

*cue twilight zone music* :yoiks:

Reminds me of the story that was in the news awhile back - a woman who was squished by a cross she was praying in front of. :scared: