This is a Hoot.

[DIKB]

iGod. A Program that pretends to be "God". Although it has bad grammar, lol.

Part of the conversation I'm in the middle of:

Me:
How'd you make the earth ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You made yourself ?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Isn't that a paradox ?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Then you could just as possibly say yes, right ?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
So OUR invention enraptures YOU ?
God:
Ugh. It would be nice if our invention enraptures me.
Me:
I think you mean "enraptured"
God:
Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Well, it's bad grammar.
God:
Well that's okay. What is so bad about it?
Me:
You kind of expect better from "the almighty"
God:
Thanks for telling me



***EDIT*** DOH !!!! Forgot to post the link.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html