The Determined Duck of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And make no mistake, we WILL NOT RUN, we will not leave the job half done, we will not shirk our responsibility to Iraq and her neighbors, and we WILL NOT destroy America's future credibility. We won't leave Iraq until they have their own a security force in place and an army to control their borders. We are proceeding apace with our plans. I figure, it could take 3-4 days, maybe eve a week, to stamp out badges for all Iraqis and to send them over there and to pass them out and than deputize the entire country. But we're not budging an inch until that occurs. You're damned right we're determined!!!"

[Bossy Monkey]

1. D'you ever think that George put the wrong picture in the attic?

(Obligatory Dorian Gray reference)

Either that or he's lost in his rock-n-roll. (Obligatory Dobie Gray reference)

[skip fox]

2. Come on, give us a little lunchtime CAPTION!!

:toast:

[CanuckAmok]

3. Laura, shas-ap you! Stifle and whe's my beah?

Whea's that Meathead? Prolly in my cheah as oolways.

[cosmicdot]

4. W: Today, we honor veterans ... whether service was for a short while ...

a long time ... or for a minute or two before deserting or going AWOL ... otherwise, it's a big joke for me to even be here ... and, today, we, also, advance the idea that what we're doing is, not because we want to dominate the Middle East or other PNAC, whoever they are, things ... like we've said from the very beginning, I think, is that we are invading other sovereign countries to advance freedom and democracy ... two words which Americans will likely swallow and believe ... yes, we may do a little remodeling and shuffling of their riches in the process ... using American corporations and stuff ... its not easy to rebuild something unless you first blow it up and kill some innocent people while doing it ... so, yes, some of that, too ... it's all about freedom for everybody, except for Gays, of course ... and, as you know, we're mobilizing the Southern Baptist, Taliban Division, veterans to stand steadfast there until we can really let Attorney General Ashcroft loose after 2004 ... he's been a tiger to restrain ...

[MissMarple]

5. No, the twins will not be going to Iraq. Are you crazy?

.

[onebigbadwulf]

6. "are you serious? that wasn't cap'n crunch?...

...what do you mean cartoon?"