I need advice. I just found out that Progmom is NOT

[matcom]

the mother of my Prog :cry:

turns out JimmyJazz is! :wow:

i feel like such a whore

[ET Awful]

1. Sometimes I feel like a motherless Prog

Sometimes I feel like a motherless Prog.

Sometimes . . I feel . . . like a motherless Prog.

A long, long way from my home.

[Misunderestimator]

4. Hahahahaha!

[ET Awful]

13. Hehehe

What can I say, I had Richie Havens going through my mind since I get to see him play this weekend :)

[progmom]

2. there there, baby doll.

I will love you forever, regardless. :hug:

[matcom]

3. but how did this HAPPEN!

was i drunk?

did THAT JIMMYJAZZ take advantage of me? x(

[JimmyJazz]

14. Excuse me?

If you have to "ask," then I can assure you that I didn't!

:mad:























:P

[GOPisEvil]

5. So you have a bastard prog?

It's like I don't even know you.

[matcom]

8. i used to be good

really. THEY corrupted me. it was THEY who got me all liquored up and next thing i know, i'm tied naked to the bumper of an El Camino, jogging behind just to keep up!

that wasn't so bad but they put a bottle of Scotch in the back JUST OUT OF REACH! x(

torture. pure torture.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Poor matcom...so trusting...so naive...

[Texasgal]

6. Your just *NOW*

feeling like a whore? :huh: :P

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Then what is DS1 the mother of?

:shrug:

[matcom]

10. Hedges

but we don't talk about that at family gatherings

[LynneSin]

9. Sweetie - how many times have we told you: No Glove No Love

now look at the mess you've gotten yourself into!

[kmla]

12. So, you feel like a whore?

Well, in all honesty, you kinda look like one as well...

And smell? I wasn't even gonna bring that up.

[SOteric]

15. Eau Fuque.

:wow:

[sundog]

16. did you finally drop that baby MisU knocked you up with?

[Misunderestimator]

17. Not yet... and man... is he a PAIN at lamaze class.

he never settles down and breathes... just running up and down those damn stairs... constantly... :crazy:

[yvr girl]

18. I'm the mother of your Spawn

I can't believe you cheated on me
















again.

[leftofthedial]

19. when did you NOT feel like such a whore?