Am I a spork or a pork?

[Shell Beau]

I just viewed the other site we don't mention and that is their question!! I know that neither are good terms (I'm sure), but I've never heard this terminology before. Do you have a clue? It's so nice to know that they sit around talking about our looks. I would love to know what they look like. I know I am damn better looking than any of them or their SO's. They can kiss my ass (in their dreams)! I really don't care what they say, I was just wondering what these terms meant.

And for those trolls looking,

I only went over there to see what spin they are putting on the Katrina efforts when I saw my name!

[Left Is Write]

1. I happen to know that some of them at the unmentionable place

are actually quite good-looking.

However, it doesn't matter to me that they are. I don't base my opinions of others on what they look like.

I do not understand the downright mean-spiritedness that would cause people to make fun of others' looks.

[Shell Beau]

2. Well, they weren't actually making fun

of my looks (I don't think), but they were others and that is mean. People can't help how they look.

[WCGreen]

3. When I was a page...

All the Dem boys wanted to pork the republican girls...

All the republican boys wanted to fuck the democratic girls....

And all the girls just wanted to fuck the members......

[Shell Beau]

4. Well that answers my question!

;) All girls are do-able!

[WCGreen]

7. Yea, but I would never take a republican home to mother....

What would the neighbors think!!!!!

[Shell Beau]

11. Ha ha ha!!!

:rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Neither.

[Texasgal]

6. Honey...

Those people are all fucked up stupid pigs! For them to gaggle over there about what you look like is just pure hatred.

I think you are cute as a button, with a great personality to boot! Screw them, they are just jealous!!!

[Shell Beau]

9. Thanks! I know they like to talk shit, and my

feelings don't get hurt. I've just never heard that terminology before. Besides, I like the way I look and I've never had any complaints, so screw you guys, take your asses back home!

[asthmaticeog]

8. I think it's a question of whether

to fuck you or stab you. I could be wrong, though. Either way, there are some nasty motherfuckers at that site.

[Shell Beau]

10. Oh, that's lovely. I think I'd rather be stabbed!

[JimmyJazz]

29. Close. Spork - someone who makes you want to

gouge out your own eyes with a spork. Pork - well, you were right about that one.

[asthmaticeog]

37. How did I know you could be counted upon to know this stuff?

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

12. You're as cute as a bug's ear

And your pictures are adorable!

What's the uglies part of a freeper? Their mind.

[Shell Beau]

14. Yeah, they can be mean!

That teaches me to stay away from there! Thanks!

[progmom]

13. ha ha ha.

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

15. Thanks!

:hug: They said they wanted to borrow a tie-dyed shirt from you! :shrug: Just stupid stuff. What was I thinking going over there to begin with!

[progmom]

19. heh

i stopped letting their posts bug me ages ago.

[Shell Beau]

21. It is actually humorous! I got a good laugh!

[johnnie]

16. They mean

Are you one of these



Or one of these:





I think they need to get out more.

[Shell Beau]

20. Which one is the good one?

Apparently I am both!

[johnnie]

23. Well

Pork Rinds are good with hot sauce and beer and a spork is a mighty fine utensil. So I guess both are good.

[Shell Beau]

28. There you go! Always positive!

:silly:

[Taverner]

17. I never go there

Because I could care less what a bunch of freeperish stalkers think.

If I wanted that, I would listen to Hannity.

PErsonally I think you're a hottie ;)

[Shell Beau]

18. Thanks! They obviously can't decide if I am or not!

I will make it easy on them, it doesn't matter what they think!

[Taverner]

22. But what if you're a Mork????

And report back to Orson every night?

Or...what if you're Peter Tork? And are the only other Monkee who could play an instrument?

[no name no slogan]

24. Well she's definately NOT Robert Bork

[Taverner]

25. And obviously not a Quark

or is she????

Shell - Have you ever travelled backwards in time?

[Shell Beau]

27. Unsuccessfully! Back to 2000 and it didn't work!

[Taverner]

32. I knew it!

You were trying to prevent that Tom Cruise Katie Holmes thing weren't you?

[Shell Beau]

33. That and the whole * thing!

But we can't always be successful! Oh well, TomKat lives on and shrubby does too! :(

[Shell Beau]

26. I am all of them! Mork, pork, tork, spork, fork, dork!

If it rhymes then it applies to me! :crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

30. You are definitely NOT a spork.

:loveya:

[Shell Beau]

31. So spork is the bad one?

And thanks! You aren't either (not that they said you were, but still) :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

36. I posted it to asthmaticeog - but, a spork is someone

who is so ugly, they make you want to dig out your own eyes with a spork. You are NOT a spork. You are a total hottie.

[Shell Beau]

39. Whoa! A spork is THAT bad, huh?

Ouch! :o

[kick-ass-bob]

34. WTF? I'll post so they can read it:

What a bunch of loosers.

:eyes:

[Shell Beau]

35. Damn straight!

[Taverner]

38. Oh well I was told they think I must be gay

Which is great - trust me with your wifes, girlfriends and daughters!

I am the GAY! You can trust me :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

40. LOL!

:thumbsup:

Yeah... and I'm straight! Come on women... you're safe right here. :woohoo:

[Shell Beau]

41. They think everybody is gay or a hippie!

They have such broad points of view!

[Hugin]

44. .

*chuckle*

[Hugin]

42. Yup, me too!

I can vouch... Taverner *IS SO GAY*!

Me too...

I'm also happy.

[Shell Beau]

45. Happy as happy can be!

;)

[southlandshari]

50. You're NOT gay?

Well damn. Learn something new every day....

:hide:

[Taverner]

51. Wait! Maybe I am?

Lemme check....hmmm...hmmm...there's that little amino acid....

Nope!

Not gay!

[Shell Beau]

43. And for the person who said that

was a French flag, you idiot, that was a Bud Light!

[Hugin]

46. Neither...

You're my friend.

[Shell Beau]

47. Thanks friend!

:pals:

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. Hey, can you search and see if I've been mentioned?

[Shell Beau]

49. I just signed up to tell them to fuck off! I know it is stupid, but

I couldn't resist. I'm stubborn like that! I'll see! Do you really want to know? I'm sure I'll get booted from there right away, and I actually hope I do!

[Hugin]

52. Check for me also...

I'm hoping I get some attention *someplace*...

LOL!

[Shell Beau]

55. You get enough from me, right?

I don't plan on staying over there. I am actually pissed at myself b/c I stooped to their level. :spank: But I'll check for you! ;)

[Hugin]

57. Yes...

I'm not very high maintenance.

Thanks.

[Shell Beau]

59. They just had some quotes from you! Nothing big!

:shrug:

[Hugin]

60. Good! Good!

Thanks so much Shell.

:*

[Shell Beau]

64. Anytime!

Well, at least until I cancel the membership or whatever its called! ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. Yes, I definitely would like to know!

I've posted some pretty treasonous factual stuff this week, and I'm curious if the asshole fucks have caught on to any of them.

[Shell Beau]

54. Facts don't mean shit to them! Plus I don't plan on staying over

there at all. I let the childish side get the best of me, but I will check your name before I check out (which will be soon)!

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. Thanks!

[Shell Beau]

58. Couldn't really find anything. Just

where they had quoted you a few times. One said "finally someone is talking some sense, or maybe they are a mole"

And one said something referring to a thread about Tom Cruise "where is that liberal tolerance they talk so much about"

Something to that effect! :shrug: No biggie!

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. Did you grab any links?

[Shell Beau]

65. I will, but I wasn't sure if I could post them over

here or not!

[Rabrrrrrr]

62. Did you have to pay to sign up and be able to search?

[Shell Beau]

66. Hell no! I wouldn't pay! Never ever!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

67. Oh, that's cool!

I never signed up, because I figured I'd have to pay to search.

YAY!!

Thanks!!

[Shell Beau]

69. There site is all screwed up. It took me a second

to find my way around, but you'll do fine!!

[bicentennial_baby]

63. Hahahaha...they think i have a nice rack, but

they don't wanna talk to me... :rofl:

like i'd ever talk to a fucking FReeptard wannabe from that hole...

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

68. I saw that!!

Woo hoo! They like your boobs! :P Even if you are a lib chick!

[bicentennial_baby]

70. i'm soooooo flattered

NOT! :puke:

take a number boys, and get in line...it's a loooooong line :P

[Shell Beau]

71. Hee hee!!!

Exactly! In their dreams! :)