I'm accepting bribes here - you don't want to be forced to log off do you?

[yvr girl]

I'm about to choose who has to log off...

Whaddya got to offer?

[KitchenWitch]

1. My undying respect for you

How is that for sucking up!

[yvr girl]

4. You can stay!

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. I'll post that photo ...........

:popcorn:

[yvr girl]

5. Look Mr. Trouble

There are NO photos.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Here it is!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. a poem tailored only for you

[yvr girl]

7. Show me the money

I mean poem. :-)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

27. ...

for ten long months I've posted at DU
wrote rebuttals, similies, and headlines untrue
in fits and jumps my post count grew
yet my virtual life went unfulfilled ('tis true)

and then--her posts, her writing, her style
the wit, the prose, that Canuck's guile!
I read those words and laughed and cried
and said, yes, self, you may have some DU pride

'cause yivvergurl has lit the room
those lines we read all crackle and boom
and beware sick Freepers, she's prepared your tomb
if you pro-life assholes try to legislate her womb

Yes, a freeptard once dared post against the Vancouver tide
and no one since has ever tried
I'm left in awe, as I await my fate:
The dreaded gong? Or a license to stay logged on til eight?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. I have NOTHING to offer you, my dear yvr girl....

All I have is LOVE...

And since I am old enough to be your mother...

I could also kick your ass....but I couldn't...:cry:


:loveya:

[yvr girl]

8. You were my extra special courier

It wasn't your fault I never got my thank you card. x(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. That's right! You never got it...

We should hunt him down..

And I'll sit on him, and you can kick his ass....

That'll show him to not send thank-you cards!

:nuke:

BTW; do I get to stay? Oh I sure hope so...I'd be nuts without this place...

[yvr girl]

12. You can stay

Who ever sees him first, kicks his ass, OK?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Well, he won't come in the Lounge now, if he

finds out we're gunning for him! But I will keep my eyes open....

I'm so glad I get to stay...for my mental health, you know...

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

20. He's a fraidy cat

He really is.

[KitchenWitch]

15. Peggy, please stay!

We need your kindness around here!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. No worries, my dear KitchenWitch....

They'll have to pry my keyboard out of my cold, dead hands...

About 30 years from now!

I would be seriously in trouble without this place...my virtual home...

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

10. I KNOW you don't want me to start talking!

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

14. 'bout what?

:eyes:

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I'll tell you how I came up with my screen name.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

16. Do that, and you can stay.

:hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

I got a big rock...

how's that for trade?

[yvr girl]

21. Umm....but...

I don't need a big rock.

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. So big, it needs two posts!

:hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. I donate them in pairs

:)

Hi Mrs. G, how it be?

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. I got a big rock...

how's that for trade?

[everythingsxen]

23. Well since I am spoiling for trouble...

I will pay no tax, no bribe, no graft, no extortion to you.

I stand against you, I throw down my gauntlet.

:argh:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. This is getting good!

:popcorn:

[yvr girl]

28. You're on my list

And you don't want to be on my list.

[everythingsxen]

29. Ah, but now that I am on your list...

I mingle with everyone else on your list, we become as one and your problems magnify.
*evil cackles*

[khashka]

24. Not enough apparently....

The bribe I was gonna offer you before was either cookies or being your sex slave for the weekend. But, no, all you wanted was diamonds and huge wads of cash. Outa my league....


Khash.

[yvr girl]

26. I'm open to suggestion

;-)








But don't you find girls...icky?

[khashka]

31. Girls? Icky?

I may be gay, but I was married for 7 years. Very happily. And I think breasts are the goddess's gift to humanity. I don't think icky even comes into it.

True, I prefer lesbians to straight girls for that kinda thing, but I make exceptions.

So the sex slave thing might be a good bribe? Sure you don't want the cookies, instead? I'm a great cook.

Khash.

[yvr girl]

32. I didn't know you were married

I've never had a love slave and I have had cookies.

I'll take love slave, please. :bounce: :bounce:

(That's my girls bouncing - sympbolically)

[khashka]

33. Not only married

I've an almost 20 yearold daughter!

So sex slave, huh? Deal!

Khash.

[yvr girl]

34. You were like 10 when you had her though, right? lol

:woohoo:

[khashka]

35. I can't honestly claim to have had her

my ex wife did most of the work....

Khash.