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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:33 PM
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Ha! My boss gave me money to go to the driving range
Our station is playing in a big local charity tournament on Satruday and I told him I golf, but it's been a couple years... so he gave me bread outta petty cash to practice tonight... guess he really wants to win... which is why I can't figure out why I'm on the team.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:45 PM
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1. Head Down, Left Arm Straight, Right Side Back, Right Elbow In. . .
. . .etc. etc. etc.

It's a really easy game as long as you remember to do 150 things right!

I saw some guys on TV doing it. There's nothing to it.
The Professor
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:06 PM
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2. Well, it is the only sport you can do while smoking a cigar!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:55 PM
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3. Don't I Know It!
Actually, because of the MS, it's pretty much the only sport i can do! Well, that and bike riding.
The Professor
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:59 PM
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5. YES!! I do it too!
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:57 PM
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4. Drink heavily before tee-time
That's my advice!:)
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:02 PM
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6. Um. My Tee Times Are Always 6:45am
Drinking heavily before that would seem to be a drinking problem. No?

Actually i never drink when i play. I'm a little too into it to do anything to dull the time i'm out there. Besides, i've got the club championship coming up.

P.S. - No, i'm not going to win it. I'm playing for 2nd. There's a superstud at the club and there is NOBODY who's going to beat this guy in a 36 hole event. But, i have a chance to take second. Not big money, but enough to pay almost half of next year's membership fee.
The Professor
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:08 PM
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7. I was talking about HEyHEY
He's likes to have a good time:)
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:19 PM
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8. So Do I!
I enjoy my down time too. But, drinking at 6;30 in the morning would be unseemly. I'll have my beer when i get home. (Of course after i cut the grass. Well, and take the dog for a walk. Well, and take the garbage out. Well, and find out what else my wife wants me to do.)

See i like to have a good time, but my wife won't let me!
The Professor
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 08:36 PM
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10. I do terribly drinking in the day
All that light bothers me
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 08:07 PM
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9. He really wants to win?
That'll mess you up right there.

I always do my best when I don't care about the score... which is true for a lot of things in life, I suppose.
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