It just occured to me: Jesus was (and God is) gay!

[UrbScotty]

Jesus said He loved everyone. By 'everyone,' I assume they mean men AND women.

[Tace]

1. Flaming!

: )

[terrya]

2. He hung out with 12 other guys.

And the only woman he knew was a prostitute.

I mean, really.

[UrbScotty]

5. GASP!! You're right! Call Rick Santorum NOW!! (nt)

[IntravenousDemilo]

16. Santorum:

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

[ContraBass Black]

22. ...

:puke:


Gee, thanks.

[no name no slogan]

12. And that whole "resurrection" story...

who would EVER buy that?

I mean, this guy takes off for the weekend with 12 other guys, doesn't leave any clue as to where he's going. Then shows up on Sunday night with some lame-ass story about being hung on a cross, dying and coming back to life.

Yeah, right. That's not suspicious.

[UrbScotty]

17. What happened to the good old days of morality?

:evilgrin:

[vptpt]

3. I made a poster once and had it in my living room

for the longest time. It had Jesus on it, and said "Jesus was a pinko commie fag". I got tired of taking it down before my parents came over, so I eventually gave it away.

It was quite the hit though.

[madeline_con]

8. Why did you take it down, wasn't it your place?

When we grow up, Mommy and Daddy have to accept that we're adults.

[vptpt]

9. Yeah, but sometimes it's not worth

hearing my mom. They have the same religious views as I do, but still...mom.

[Deja Q]

4. Emotional love or physical love?

Big difference.

I could care less if He got jiggy with a 4-slice chrome-plated toaster. Jesus loved, cared, and died for us - which is a pity, it not only shows how lame the death penalty is, but also shows that (a) Jesus died for nothing and (b) Jesus would be better alive.

I'm glad He is coming back. It's the one thing that keeps me sane; Antichrist* and his followers will be a-payin', that's for sure.

What say you?

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. Actually Jesus is a black man from New Orleans

(I won't name names) and last week was the Rapture. It's just that the fundies haven't figured out that it was the black people that got raptured and they've been left behind.

[madeline_con]

7. Loved = had sex with, right?

Oh, brother....

Wouldn't Mary Magdalene be pissed?

[Zhade]

10. Wouldn't that make the alleged Jesus bi?

No love for BiJesus?

:evilgrin:

[zippy890]

11. I like that idea

flaming is right:)

[Initech]

13. Quick! Call Fred Phelps and James Dobson!

[DS1]

14. God couldn't bring himself to fuck Mary

so he used SCIENCE - invitro fertilization - to knock her up.

Michael Jackson REALLY IS GOD!

[khashka]

15. God is good, God is great

She ain't white and she ain't straight!

Khash.

[elshiva]

18. AMEN!

[mzteris]

19. why else did he send

his disciples out by twos?

[jpgray]

20. Jokes about Jesus are forbidden in the Lounge

At least, if someone bitches about it.

[Fleshdancer]

21. that's bisexual, not gay

:D

[Shell Beau]

23. Nah, he was neither straight nor gay.

He loved everyone equally. But I don't believe he was a sexual being. Just my opinion though!! Although I know this is just in fun!

[meegbear]

24. Queen of Queens