catmandu57
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:10 PM
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I'm coveting my neighbor's ass |
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and he's the town cop. It's not what you think though, bunch of pervs, he has a little ceramic donkey sitting in the backyard. I see it everyday, it'd look so much better painted red white and blue sitting on our front porch. I'm tempted to liberate it, but I'm not fond of jails, if I could ever catch them home I'd make an offer. I've dropped hints to the wife that a yard donkey would make the perfect gift, so maybe sandy claws will bring one to me. Ah well, time to do the dishes and covet the ass.
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Kolesar
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:12 PM
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1. Honey, what do you want for Christmas? |
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:13 PM
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2. Isn't that one of the ten commandments? |
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ceramic ass?
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bif
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:14 PM
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3. Isn't that one of the ten commandments? |
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ceramic ass?
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:23 PM
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4. Why don't you offer to pay for.... |
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.... your neighbor's (the town cop) ass? :evilgrin:
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:27 PM
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5. I think you should paint said ass and leave it in his yard... so it |
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brings you BOTH joy.
You can still covet the ass from afar, but enjoy the colors as well.
Personally, I covet garden gnomes and have liberated quite a few. My home is now a sanctuary for said liberated gnomes.
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Wed Nov-12-03 05:05 PM
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12. I used to have a friend who liberated plants |
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If he saw a big healthy plant on someone's porch, he would come back later that evening and take it home with him.
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:38 PM
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with a donkey. They are very different things. ;)
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Wed Nov-12-03 01:59 PM
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7. I almost but a Burro when I lived in Utah for a summer... |
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They look like fun animals, I can only imagine what a ceramic pack animal would be like. HI-larious!!! Good luck, you could always replace it with a garden gnome...
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Wed Nov-12-03 03:14 PM
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8. Two GIs were on patrol |
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and encountered a dead animal. They started arguing about what it was.
Finally the sergeant came. "Sarge, Private Smith says this is a horse. I say it's a donkey."
The sergeant, being wise in the ways of beasts of burden, said, "no, it's an ass. Now dig a hole and bury it."
They started digging a hole big enough to hold it, when a lieutenant came up. "Soldiers, what are you doing, digging a foxhole?"
The two troops looked at each other for a second. Finally, one said "uhh...no, not quite..."
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Wed Nov-12-03 03:28 PM
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9. I get to ride my neighbor's mule sometimes..... |
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Murray the Mule and I go for walks in the San Gabriels.....as long as the walks don't involve getting your hooves wet, Murray's happy.
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Wed Nov-12-03 03:30 PM
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10. Write a Letter to the Editor |
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of your local paper and explain your problem. I'm sure that will help!
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Wed Nov-12-03 04:51 PM
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11. I'm coveting my neighbor's girlfriend's ass |
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I didn't see any warning against that
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