This is my 400th Post - Don't ask me anything!

[Garage Queen]

Well, ok, go ahead and ask ...

you know you want to ...

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[HEyHEY]

1. Do you inhabit a garage?

Or is it more of a carport

[Garage Queen]

2. Actually, I'd say it's more of a garbage dumpster.

It's cold, wet, and smelly, but it's home!

[terrya]

3. So, what is that 400th post like?

I still have a ways to go before I get there.

What's it like? Frankly, I'm envious as hell. :-)

[Garage Queen]

4. Well, it's kinda like my home...

cold, wet, and smelly. But it has a lovely, smokey bouquet and goes well with either veal or fish.

B-)

[gratuitous]

5. So, what are you wearing underneath your clothes?

Decadent minds want to know!

(But don't let Matcom hear you, or you'll have far more attention than, frankly, anyone needs)

[Garage Queen]

6. Um ... well, remember those Brooke Shields' Calvin Klein ads?

'nuff said.

:evilgrin:

[gratuitous]

8. Wait, the Calvin Klein ads, or the SNL spoof ad?

At my age, I'm lucky to remember that such a person as Brooke Shields even exists.

[Garage Queen]

10. The ... um ... actual ads.

SNL -- didn't that used to be a comedy show?

[XNASA]

7. Why won't a duck's quack make an echo?

That's a toughie.

[Garage Queen]

9. Actually, a duck's quack DOES echo, just like any other sound.

The non-echo thing is just an old wives' tale.

Ha! Thought you could fool the ol' Garage Queen, did ya? Ha! :7

[newyawker99]

11. Congrats G Q!!

:toast:

[Garage Queen]

13. Aw, gee, thanks, NY!

:D

[XNASA]

12. It's true. I thought I could put one past you.

A duck's quack echos like any other noise. It's just less noticable, most because of the frequency range.

Here's some images of a quack test being done in the UK somewhere. Cute, huh?


Duck with mic.



Duck in Reverb Chamber

[Garage Queen]

14. Ha! Thought you could put one over on me, eh? .... oh, wait, you said that

Um, I mean...

"Same thing I do every night Pinky - Try To Take Over The World!"

PS Is that a Duck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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