I have found THE best Cat food ever!

[Zuni]

If you want a happy cat for a low price, try Special Kitty. It comes in pouches, not in cans, but it is moist food. It is only a quarter a pouch. My cat devours it like a starving Dingo on a child.
Unfortunately, the only place I know to get it at is Wal-Mart. But I will go there if it makes my cat happy.
Special Kitty is my new brand.

[NoPasaran]

1. Sounds yummy

I can't wait to try some.

[BurtWorm]

2. I've heard a rumor on the Internet that it's made of

the entrails of Wal-Mart employees who ask for overtime. Could just be a rumor.

[Guaranteed]

3. Before I moved out of state

I used to by an off-brand called "Cat Dinner." I got a big kick out of it. My cats weren't quite as thrilled. They're lazy-ass beggars, though, and they can't be choosers.

[MissMillie]

4. Special Kitty IS a Wal-Mart brand

there is no other place you can buy it.

[OldSoldier]

5. Special Kitty is 9 Lives

The "how to get the can open" graphics on 9 Lives and Special Kitty are identical.

I need a four-can-size retort pouch food. My ten eat four cans mixed with dry two times a day.