LynneSin
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:04 PM
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What the hell do my cats want - they won't stop staring at me |
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Their food dishes are half full and water dish is filled with fresh water. There is clean litter in the litter box, I've cuddled them, brushed them and petted them most of the night
But they keep staring at me like there is something else I should be doing but I'm forgetting about it.
Damn cats!
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:05 PM
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1. This is known as "messing with your inferior human brain". |
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They will be yukking it up later.
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LynneSin
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:07 PM
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2. When are you getting your cats |
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My parents have a couple of kittens living on their property - how about I send down 2 for ya!
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:07 PM
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...not sure I want furry children. :P
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:08 PM
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:09 PM
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7. That's a bunny with a pancake on its head. |
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:07 PM
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I know it works in California, pets acting strange that is.
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:19 PM
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LOL...sorry, wrong coast, but maybe they know more about Ophelia than NOAA right now. Keep us updated...lol.
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:25 PM
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9. They want you to kiss their furry little asses |
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meaning, you are now supposed to either give them catnip, play with them some more, and oh, put some icecubes in that water. They like it better that way.
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:39 PM
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10. Your giblets look tasty. |
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Fri Sep-09-05 10:54 PM
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11. Did you try meowing at them? |
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maybe they just want a conversation. truthfully, our one cat used to do that (I say used to because she's gone now), and she would just stare and meow back - I actually thought she might me a reincarnation of a person. Freaky, but I always felt "connected" when she did that.
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:05 PM
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it sounds like they figured out they could bump you off and have full control of the house.
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:07 PM
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13. Did you clean fish in the house? |
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:15 PM
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16. For no particular reason |
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I will try and tell a story. I heard from sources (too deep to mention) that cats don't go out at night to hunt. They are actually at investment seminars. 'Cause they know that old ladies (like me) leave all their money to their cats. So there you go... your cats are trying to figure out how you fit into actuarial tables. Hope your will is up to date.
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:14 PM
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15. My Oreo has been mrwow-ing for about a week. |
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Day and night. I feed her, clean the box, let her sit on me and cuddle. She has "pestering" down to a fine art.
Actually, I think she wants to go outside. She's had a few occasional visits to the great outdoors (supervised), but I don't want her to get in the habit.
Then again, maybe our critters are picking up on our anxiety. :shrug:
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:18 PM
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17. They want you to adopt "Katrina Kitties" |
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It's that damn eerie telepathy thing cats have going on.
If you could tune in, they'd tell you who to call and exactly which cats to ask for....
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:18 PM
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18. They want to kill you and dance on your carcass |
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Yes, I know that was morbid. Just kidding, completely. ;-)
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Fri Sep-09-05 11:23 PM
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19. Why would a cat staring at you bother you? |
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Sat Sep-10-05 12:58 AM
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20. I like cats, I really do. But that one... |
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I would put in a crate and ship to my brother
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Sat Sep-10-05 12:59 AM
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21. You need to leave the house now.... |
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they are contemplating something evil
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