Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• I see that the Rev. Useless Jackson finally made his grand appearance in New Orleans, bringing his regular message of animosity.

• Unreason and hatred among liberals is seen for what it is: lies and distortions perpetuated by the ignorant. :grr: :nuke:

• What kind of tax cuts will Bush propose to rebuild New Orleans?

• Some folks who regularly pray to God and say he's speaking to them should get back in touch and find out what it would take to calm these storms - perhaps throw somebody off the ship of state.

• Any chance we'll see the president standing in front of the Superdome in two months with a "Mission Accomplished" banner above him?

• Definition of absurd: When your monthly gasoline bill equals the monthly payment on your vehicle.

• If the new bankruptcy law is so fair, why do we have to exempt flood victims from it?

• Considering the national deficit, I suppose red is a good color for the Republican Party.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12604895.htm

[lildreamer316]

1. I just love it when you do this.

Usually gives me a morning grim laugh. Thanks.........

[Clintmax]

2. You're welcome, Dreamer.

I have a laugh at them too. :hi:

[tjwmason]

3. I love the Jonah reference

Some folks who regularly pray to God and say he's speaking to them should get back in touch and find out what it would take to calm these storms - perhaps throw somebody off the ship of state.

[Clintmax]

4. Yes, that's a good one. n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

5. And I have a suggestion...

...of whom. :grr:

[tjwmason]

6. Well in the Biblical account - it was the person who was running away

from his responsibility.

Now who does that parallel?