A Monday morning joke for DU!

[Rainbowreflect]

A young nun named Sister Mary Margaret, who works for
a local home health agency was out making her rounds
when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it a gas
station was just a block away. She walked to the
station to borrow a can to start with and drive to
the station for a fill-up.

The attendant regretfully told her the only gas can he
owned had been loaned out but if she would wait it
was sure to be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she
decided not to wait and she walked back to the car.
After looking through the car for something to fill
with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the
patient. Always resourceful she carried it to the
station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back
to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank two men were
watching from across the street. One turned to the
other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."