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Mon Sep-12-05 02:58 PM
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Russert: ah, Mr. President, your um, fly is open"
GB: Thanks Tim, I was hoping you'd notice. GB: I have no knowledge of that. GB: That's right, can you see Brownie? GB: Geez, first the levee, now this. GB: I thought maybe you'd want to talk to the Vice President. GB: Dammit Mom.
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Mon Sep-12-05 03:00 PM
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GB: 9/11 GB: Terrorism GB: nukler GB: Al-Qaeda GB: Saddam GB: WMD!!!!
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Mon Sep-12-05 03:01 PM
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2. "Now is not the time to point fingers at my fly." |
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"My fly will stay the course."
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Mon Sep-12-05 05:42 PM
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Mon Sep-12-05 03:01 PM
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3. GB: I'll zip it when I get off of vacation n/t |
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:33 PM
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4. I wouldn't know, I've been busy. |
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:36 PM
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5. It's HARD WORK zipping up |
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:37 PM
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7. Dammit. You beat me to it. |
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I want 50%. Just kidding.
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WeRQ4U
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:37 PM
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6. GB: "Zippin' my fly is... well it's hard work" |
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or perhaps
GB: "Clinton did it"
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:40 PM
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8. We need to make our tax cuts permanent... |
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Mon Sep-12-05 04:45 PM
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9. GB: Well, my fly is... not open. To open it would be... an act of terror. |
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Mon Sep-12-05 05:30 PM
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This week:
GB: If there is a 'barn door opener' in my administration, I want to know who it is. And if that person will not tell me to XYZPDQ, the person will be taken care of.
A year and a half from now:
GB: If someone other than myself committed a crime by unzipping my fly, they will no longer be in my administration.
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Mon Sep-12-05 05:34 PM
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11. I thought I told Laura |
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to get all my pants alterted so they had Velcro instead of zippers. She knows I don't know how to work these technical things. :evilgrin:
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Mon Sep-12-05 05:34 PM
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Followed by that sleazy laugh-thing he does.
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