The Teflon Thread

[TXlib]

Can't be jacked.

Can't be locked.

Nyah nyah nyah!

[Richardo]

1. I fell right off!

OW!

[TXlib]

6. Be more careful next time.

[Lady Freedom]

2. Can I ask How that you can't be locked or jacked??

HUmmmmmm!

[TXlib]

3. By fiat.

I declared it to be so, and it is so!

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. I once dated a guy who drove a Ford Fiat.

He was a jerk.

[TXlib]

31. Nice try, trying to sneak in an old tree.

But the thread remains unjacked.

[GAspnes]

4. why won't this thread stay open?

It keeps sliding down the screen...

[TXlib]

5. Teflon has a coefficient of friction of 0.03

The screen requires at least 0.23 to stick.

[blondeatlast]

7. Can't be jacked? Even by the yak???

Time will tell . . .

[Lady Freedom]

8. Soccer YAK!!!

[TXlib]

9. Not by a Yak.

Not with a tack.

Not by a bat.
Not by a cat.

This thread just can't be jacked, I say.

Not by a frog.
Not by a dog.

Not in a car.
Not at the bar.

[matcom]

10. TO THE F*CKING MATTSIGNAL DAMMIT!!

ASSHOLES!!! UNTIE UNITE!

[TXlib]

11. Sorry, Matcom

Not even you can jack this thread.

[matcom]

12. THE HELL YOU SAY! WHO HERE LIKES ARTICHOKES AND WHY??

tell us WHY or WHY YOU DON'T like artichokes?

i want DETAILS!

[matcom]

13. i personally LOVE artichokes!

artichokes Judea are YUMMY!

also like them steamed and the leaves peeled and dipped in mayo

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Mrs Matcom likes to dip her leaves in melted butter

discuss

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I like artichokes. I quarter them and saute' them in butter and lemon.

My kids hate them, but I have gotten my husband to at least eat them.

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Oh, I forgot, my kids will eat spinach though...and okra.

Go figure. Kids are strange, eh?

[TXlib]

34. You're not fooling anybody.

Now run away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

[TXlib]

14. Nobody gives a damn about artichokes.

Now, let's get back to discussing how this thread can't be jacked or locked.

[matcom]

15. even FRIED artichokes?

sprinkle some salt on them and they are like CANDY!

[TXlib]

16. Nice try. This thread is still unjackable.

[matcom]

17. NEW TREE!

Looking for all of your favorite ARTICHOKE recipies!

:bounce:

[TXlib]

18. Notice how jack attempts just slide off this thread?

[matcom]

19. don't worry

my posse is on their way. you don't take on M.A.T.C.O.M. and expect to WIN do you?

pppppbbbbbttttt

[TXlib]

20. Bring it on, bitch.

:P

[matcom]

21. fool me once......shame on....

....won't get um.....

YOU DA BITCH!!

:D

[TXlib]

22. Just give up and walk away. You might be able to save face.

[matcom]

23. i'll show you MY ASS!

and i'll tatoo YOUR face on it! :P

Artichokes are GREEN you know!

[TXlib]

25. You'll have to remove your head from it first.

I should reveal to everybody the anti-jacking technology...

[absyntheNsugar]

37. Jackers of the world, UNITE!!!

Woof!

[TXlib]

39. Give it up!

[absyntheNsugar]

41. Give what up?

CHICKEN BUTTTTT!!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TXlib]

42. Have at you, scoundrel!

*unsheathe*

[absyntheNsugar]

43. Maybe thats what you are, then what am I????

I'm rubber, you're glue

whatever you do bounces off me and sticks to you!!!!

[TXlib]

44. I shall rise above the pettiness.

Because from this height, I can drop heavy things on your head...

[Zomby Woof]

24. My yak eats broccoli and chocolate

His musky odor smells like ZombyCoffee.

[TXlib]

26. So, you want some, too?!

Go ahead. Make my day.

[matcom]

35. GET 'EM ZOMBY!!!

let's get Skittles to KICK HIS ASS!

[TXlib]

36. Skittles can't jack this thread, either.

[matcom]

38. oh, NOW you are GONNA GET IT!

you may have brass balls going up against SKITTLES but YOU ARE NOT A SMART MAN FOR DOING SO!

:spank:

[TXlib]

40. I've met Skittles.

I do not fear her.

Respect, yes. Fear, no.

[Zomby Woof]

45. Skittles even KICKS MY ASS

Of course, I WANT her too! :o :spank:

[TXlib]

46. That's beside the point...

Namely, that this thread is UNJACKABLE!!!

[absyntheNsugar]

27. Snicker Doodle

Yep, you heard me right!

[TXlib]

28. Close, but no cigar.

[TXlib]

29. Threadjackers: 0. My unjackable thread: 29

[GOPisEvil]

47. TOMORROW - ON MOLTO MARIO!!!!!

Potato Tortelli
Tagliatelle with Pancetta and Parsnips
Lasagne

[TXlib]

48. The Teflon Thread prevails!