we haven't had an autofill non sequitur thread in ages!

[progmom]

[BikeWriter]

1. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!

[progmom]

2. and then...?

[Kire]

80. W.E. L.I.V.E.

[sundog]

3. how do you say D.R.A.M.A. Q.U.E.E.N. ?

[DS1]

4. She is our own private Natalie Holloway. Deal with it.

[progmom]

6. uh...is that free beer i see over there?

[DS1]

7. *cheshire grin*

[sundog]

8. Cockapoo & Dutch Smoushond = flight delay back from honeymoon

[progmom]

10. billy joel got the boot

[DS1]

12. Van Halen fucking suck

[progmom]

19. yeah, that's it: "reactionary, apocalyptic prophecy"

[DS1]

22. That's because you can only see black and white

[progmom]

28. i'm picturing olive drab

[DS1]

33. On the other hand, I only support 1 in 25 of my kids

[progmom]

34. they were magically delicious

[DS1]

36. Wait till the Amish blow it up for using electricity

[progmom]

37. instead, enjoy this pic i took of jazz bagpiper Rufus Harley

[Craig3410]

85. Reagan smash! -nt-

[sundog]

13. unless, of course, you are counting "sticky fingers"

[progmom]

17. yes, sundog, you're sexy. this is getting embarrassing.

[sundog]

24. cheesepuffs are evil

[progmom]

29. i accomplished something today then

[sundog]

49. gives new meaning to shoehorn

[progmom]

53. *off to look for feet picture*

:rofl:

[progmom]

5. The Nearness of You

:hi:

[sundog]

9. xtra narrow I suppose

[progmom]

18. but Bilbo Baggins is in it!

[SoCalDem]

11. Be careful of all the germs... Take plenty of this

:)

[progmom]

15. wow. are you a truly evil person?

[SoCalDem]

21. evil?? how so?

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

26. so mopey yet iridescent

[Fenris]

14. Fellate my phallus, you illegitimate male!

[progmom]

16. *off to look for feet picture*

[Fenris]

23. You're a liar. A damn liar.

[progmom]

30. so snarky and prepubescent

[Fenris]

40. "Knock, Knock, Hezekiah."

[progmom]

41. hey - it's chickenlittle!

[Fenris]

43. Yes. That muscle has become my arch-villain.

[progmom]

70. how's your hook arm?

[sundog]

20. we need proof

[Fenris]

25. A penis is an organ currently attached to my body.

[progmom]

27. oooh - it's a weirdly stretched out PT Cruiser rip-off!

[Liberalynn]

32. and

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

[Fenris]

42. I have an irrational dislike of shorts.

[sundog]

47. please hold & a customer care consultant will be with you shortly

[progmom]

52. yeah. this one time, this asshole started a thread....

[trof]

31. And now is no time to start.

;-)

[progmom]

35. why are you tormenting me?

:)

[SoCalDem]

38. When junior trots her out to "wipe his ass", she's ON THE RECORD

ahahahahahah

[progmom]

39. i heard it was whitney houston

[sundog]

51. this must also be the same group

[progmom]

56. Someone please take the scanner away from this woman

[trof]

44. Only because you are so charmingly tormentable.

And I really mean it.
Pretty much.
:-)

[SOteric]

45. Maybe a Congo Line. n/t

[Liberalynn]

46. "I'm

Leaving on a Jet Plane"

[SOteric]

48. Yeah, that's a pretty normal part of child development.

[sundog]

50. make sure you marinate it in some lambaste first

[SOteric]

54. Sadism, -the standard deviation of the mean.

[progmom]

59. haven't i shown enough blood to this place yet?

[SOteric]

62. Byt Meé

[progmom]

63. my bandwagon is messy.

[SOteric]

64. No, no...just stick your head in the microwave.

[progmom]

65. oh shut up

:loveya:

[SOteric]

66. Jebus, what a bunch o weenies. It's a fookin' cricket.

:7

[progmom]

68. well i was thinking that a kick in the nuts wasn't appropriate...

[SOteric]

71. DS1-Issued ...what exactly?

[progmom]

72. he takes responsibility for nothing

[SOteric]

74. None of them. GOPisEvil maybe.

[progmom]

76. uh oh - sardonic ass and bite me are neck and neck

[SOteric]

79. Eau Fuque.

[progmom]

87. you may be good at flirting, but snarking is not your specialty

[blondeatlast]

55. Finding the editorial page of your RW rag

[SarahB]

57. I had to listen to this douche-bag at work last night.

[progmom]

58. did you know that the ignore function stops working at level 3?

[redwitch]

60. Has anyone seen my duct tape?

I was so sure I left it in the lounge...

[progmom]

61. good times for you

:hi:

[Arkana]

67. Uh...LEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!

[progmom]

69. yeah. he owes me money.

[rug]

73. Unless the clouds break first.

[FuzzySlippers]

75. Bite me, progmom.

[progmom]

77. sure thing - if that's what floats your boat

[FuzzySlippers]

78. "you will irritate you"?

[progmom]

86. like these sundog threads?

[Lilith Velkor]

81. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kire]

82. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[progmom]

83. *burp*

[Lilith Velkor]

90. holy Cockknocker!

[Craig3410]

84. DOGS PLAYING POKER! -nt-

[progmom]

88. that's sadly nothing to write home about.

[Kire]

89. or phone home, either

[billyskank]

91. Last time I posted in one of these I thought I'd offended you

:hide:

[meganmonkey]

92. Ha ha ha! Yeha, they should all buy CITGO anyway!