John Cleese for President.

[trof]

"He ran Fawlty Towers. He can run the United States.
(but without the Spaniard)"

All we have to do is encourage the bill before congress to allow naturalized citizens to qualify.
The one to allow Ahnold to run.
Then we bring in Cleese.

"CLEESE for PEACE!"
"JOHN'S YER MON!"
"NO FRAZZLE WITH BASIL!"

I will set my cap for Secretary of Funny Walks.
(The U.S. doesn't have "Ministers".)

Your thoughts?
;-)

[DS1]

1. and he has an excellent rapport with those who speak English as

a second language

[Guaranteed]

2. He's a charming motherfucker.

Run him.

[trof]

4. PLEASE! "Pursuer of maternal sexual gratification".

Decorum, decorum.

[Guaranteed]

6. Sorry. I thought it was the most tactful way of saying it.

I'll try to watch myself, though. :)

[trof]

11. OK, work on yer tact and you can be press secretary.

honest

[Ladyhawk]

3. He knows how to mock French people.

Or rather he knows how to mock kings as a French person: "I FART in your general direction!"

[trof]

5. That, alone, makes him a shoo in.

Or is it a "shoe in"?
damn

[Guaranteed]

8. I think we should regularly be using a catapult against counter-

protestors.

[trof]

9. EXCELLENT! You can be our chief campaign advisor.

"It's the CATAPULT, stupid.
Our own Ragin' Cajun.

[Guaranteed]

21. We'll start with the MC Hammer singles. nt

[Ladyhawk]

15. Catapult the wooden propaganda rabbit!

Your mother was a hamster...and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Liberalynn]

7. I'll vote for him

on the condition that SPAM does not become the national cuisine.

I don't like SPAM.

[trof]

10. Oh damn. I love SPAM.

"FREE SPAM!"
"A SPAM in every pot!"

That was going to be our week-before-the-election PUSH.

[Liberalynn]

12. Well maybe I could

have green eggs and SPAM,

I'm told that doesn't have much SPAM in it. Will it be served by hunky Vikings?

[trof]

14. Our especiality is the Dead Parrot Omelette.

Tasty AND colourful.
Oh yeah, we'll have to start spelling "color" "colour", but personally, I think that's a small sacrifice to make.

[Ladyhawk]

16. That skit is funny as hell, but I have personal issues with it due to

my choice of a pet. :)

[Deja Q]

13. Cool! That'd put the Twerpinator in its place...

:D

Or is it "The Twitinator"? He's a twit and a twerp...

[trof]

17. Right.

[trof]

18. Kick for "JOHN THE MON!"

[LeftyMom]

19. I'd vote for him

I have no idea what his positions would be, but I bet press conferences would be a riot.

[deadparrot]

20. I think my user name speaks for my feelings on the subject.

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. I'd vote for him!