I did something to your toothbrush today while you were out.

[WilliamPitt]

Not saying what.

[nickgutierrez]

1. I can't find my toothbrush.

I hope that was all you did. :scared:

[Guaranteed]

2. I'm hoping you cleaned it good.

Cuz I dropped it in the toilet yesterday.

[trof]

3. You saw the video? GROSS.

I use a brand new one everyday.
Just in case.
Ya never know.

"Do you know where your toothbrush has been?"

[SOteric]

4. That's okay.

Wait 'til you see what I did with your tube of Preparation H.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Oh really? Which one is mine then? Huh, wise guy?

[petronius]

6. Well, I topped off your mayonaisse...

[sniffa]

7. you bastid

i guess i can now confess then - i was the one who assauLted you with that hunk of asphauLt.

whew! feeLs good to get that off my chest.

[JimmyJazz]

8. That's okay - I'm going to stick a Boire Deep Cleansing Pore strip

on your nose while you are sleeping tonight. Good luck getting that sucker off. :P

[Zuni]

12. ...

:popcorn:

[skygazer]

9. HA!

I just bought a new toothbrush today! You've been foiled in your evil plans, Pitt! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. That's okay. I took all the labels off your canned goods while

you were out. Now you won't know if you are having soup or beets for dinner.


And, for good measure, I took the labels off the pet food, too.

[sniffa]

17. ...

:rofl:

:loveya:

[rug]

11. I should have warned you before you touched it.

[bridgit]

13. i need a new tooth brush anyway...

[undeterred]

14. You cleaned the toilet bowl.

I had a friend who kept her dog's toothbrush in the bathroom accessory next to hers. She had a hot date and the guy came out of the bathroom in the morning saying, "I used your yellow toothbrush, I hope you don't mind". She said "Oh that one is Punkin's but I'm sure she won't mind".

:rofl:

[Liberalynn]

18. My sister

was planning to sleep on our couch overnight one Christmas Eve and she had left her overnight bag open. Our dog went over and grabbed her tooth brush out of it and we had to chase him around the house to get it back. I threw it out for her and gave her one of my new clean extras.

[Redstone]

15. I'll bet you don't know that Krazy Glue looks just like Visine.

Same viscosity and everything. But I'll bet you're going to cringe every time you see a bottle of eyedrops for quite a while.

Go ahead, TRY to not think about it.

Redstone

[LynneSin]

16. I know you didn't to my toothbrush - my home is protected by a killer cat

:bounce:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

19. Have you been watching Seinfeld again?

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. Did you find out that I was the one who

tossed the canned goods at you?

[Floogeldy]

21. I treated my toothbrush with something before you did something to it.

You don't want to know.

;)

[davsand]

22. So what IS that waxy yellow stuff on there anyway?

I guess it really IS more golden than yellow...

BTW, did you see the new tube of Santorum I left you?


Laura

[Dave Reynolds]

23. No way.

I don't have one.

Sincerely,

Dave Reynolds, aka "Buttertooth"