so I hear Bush is depressed ...

[auntAgonist]

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead

halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,

so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his

motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set

himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why it took solong to get Federal

help to New Orleans after the hurricane, why we went to

war in Iraq, the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his

tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're

taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning!"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love it!!

[auntAgonist]

2. me too!

:rofl:

[auntAgonist]

3. kick cuz I like it .

[progmom]

4. lol

:rofl:

[Lubernaut]

5. Funny

in a funny way that's funny.

[auntAgonist]

7. welcome to DU ..

yeah, I know what you mean :)


:hi:

[undeterred]

6. I'll donate a tankful at the highest going rate

for that cause. :evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

10. worth the $$ eh?

[RevCheesehead]

8. That was funny enough for a nod to "The Greatest" page.

Thanks for the smile - I needed it.

[auntAgonist]

9. wow thanks!

I laughed too !

[auntAgonist]

11. .......

[Lindsey]

14. GOOD ONE!!!!! LOL!!! n/t

[PittPoliSci]

12. AHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!!!

That made my night.

[NNadir]

13. Now that's funny. An original?

[auntAgonist]

18. no ..

I wish though!

[NNadir]

19. Thanks for forwarding it. I'm gonna steal it.

[auntAgonist]

22. oh please do!!!

other folks could use a laugh too!

[Infomaniac]

15. Nominated

Thanks for the laugh.

[auntAgonist]

31. thanks for helping to put it on the 'greatest' page :)

:yourock:

[hyphenate]

16. I needed that!

:rofl:

[auntAgonist]

35. laughing is great therapy!!!

[ralps]

17. Thanks for the laugh auntAgonist

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :yoiks:

[auntAgonist]

23. hiya Ralps!!

hadn't seen you in a while, I'm glad you got a chuckle out of the joke.

:hi:

[Miss Chybil]

20. ROFLMAO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[auntAgonist]

21. glad you enjoyed it!

[Miss Chybil]

36. I emailed it to everybody in my address book. It was great. nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Oh my holy god. my dear auntAgonist!

I haven't laughed this hard, or this long...since I can't remember when...

Thank you so much!

I really really needed that....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

25. I'm glad you liked it Peggy

:hug:

now don't pee your pants!! hehe

:yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Couldn't possibly happen...I think...um.....

I'm fine thank you!

Really, where do you find these? This is infuckingcredibly funny!

[auntAgonist]

27. a kick for the nighthawk crew.

[bluedawg12]

28. Even funnier cause it's true. ;-)

[auntAgonist]

29. You may be right!!

[BlueJac]

30. ya hooo

:rofl:

[northerdar]

32. fantastic joke. Great laugh of the day for me.

I have emailed it to everyone I know. especially the Repubs I know. It's so good even I will remember it in its' entirety.

[auntAgonist]

34. northerdar WELCOME to DU!

I'm glad your friends will get a laugh today!


:hi:

[peekaloo]

33. LOL.....thank you!

:bounce: