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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:14 PM
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If we were ever invaded by an Army of zombie freepers, we'd be screwed....
Aiming for the brain would be an impossibility.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:18 PM
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1. i was thinking about zombies the other day....
and now you have me doing it again.
i'm just saying, if it happens to grasshoppers and ants, it could happen to us.
:scared:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:20 PM
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4. Zombification happens at all, in any species?
Whoa, please explain. You have my attention.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:25 PM
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5. well, certain parasites trick their brains into suicidal behavior....
there's a worm that gets into grashoopers and makes it want to jump into water and it dies right away. there's another one that makes ants climb up a blade of grass at dusk, so a cow will be grazing. the ant gives up it's life so it's parasite can get inside they cows stomach. i tell you, we're next!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:50 PM
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9. That ant thing is amazing
:wow:

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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:56 PM
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12. it's been haunting me since i first read about the ants....
if they miss their chance to be eaten, they just climb down again and act like normal ants until it's dusk again and they try again.
after the cow shits them out, it's a short trip till they look for another ant to commandeer.
and now the grasshoppers. throwing themselves into swimmming pools. it really disturbed me. you and me, we're next.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:57 PM
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13. Where did you hear / read this?
Inquiring minds and all that.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:19 PM
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2. Like a BB
in a fuckin boxcar.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:20 PM
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3. That's true, but most freepers avoid armys and combat.
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:31 PM
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6. Shoot the neck
That works good against zombies. Or get a flame thrower. Or find all the Resident Evil gamers.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:39 PM
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8. Problem is,
many of them do not have necks, either.
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 11:32 PM
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14. That's when the flamethrower comes in handy
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:38 PM
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7. Shit, they don't even have to be zombies
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:50 PM
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10. Yes, but then you're turning my nightmare into a fantasy
:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 10:53 PM
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11. LOL!
:rofl:

Took me a moment, but I got it!

Yes, my fantasy as well. Just a whole mall or three hundred full of 'em...
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