Some people say

[MichaelHarris]

history will be the real judge of a presidency but I decided to get a jump-start so here's my quote for the history books, "After Bill Clinton's successful presidency the republican's needed to make a hero president, they found one in an idiot named George Bush."

Go ahead, now you write your historical quotes.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. "32,000 years ago, the last moment of note for the republican party,

which within months had impeached its own president, handed him over to the Hague, and disbanded in shame and regret never to be seen again, was September of 2005."

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. "Hitler's millions were nothing compared to Rabrrrrrr's billions"

[Splatter Phoenix]

3. But truly the brightest part in American history...

Was when twice-president and bumbling fool "Dubya", as the texts reference him as, took a fall down a set of stairs, crushing his spine and rendering him paralyzed from the nose down.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Now THERE'S a fantasy I can buy into...

:woohoo:

[Splatter Phoenix]

5. I figured he earned the use of his eyes...

...and whatever brain he originally had...x_x simply because of the telemarketer list he put into place, which was the best idea he ever had.

:hug: XD boy, it'd be creepy if that happened, and I'd probably get arrested.

[LaraMN]

6. Despite panicked warnings from administration officials,

George Bush embarked on a fateful endeavor-- mountain biking while eating pretzels. It was a sudden end to a tumultuous era.

[LSK]

7. here we go

"George W Bush's presidency marked the beginning of the downward spiral that took the world into a war that nearly destroyed all of mankind. During Bush's presidency, the military lead right wing perfected the art of voter fraud and started a military buildup that lead to early wars for oil. It was during this time that worldwide fear and hatred of America evolved which eventually lead up to the greatest war man has ever known."