Once and for all the BATTLE ROYALE: Bono vs. Sting

[underpants]

Pleased note what criteria you are using.

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EXAMPLE
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Best-Bono (then click on the Bono line)
Most pretentious - Bono (see above)
Looks best in Cowboy hat and wrap around shades - Bono (see above)

Best tantric sex-Sting (see above but click on the Sting line in this instance)
Best at being English-Sting (see above)
Best-Sting (see above)

[progmom]

1. I chose Sting

Because though he may be pretentious, he is also incredibly hot. And I have shared a microphone with him.

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2. Physically impossible

Because there is not a structure physically capable of holding Sting, his bloated ego, and anybody else at the same time.

[mr blur]

3. Tricky for Bonio to win Best at Being English -

He's Irish.

However, overall it's difficult to decide which of the two is the biggest waste of space. Rather like being asked which of two pools of vomit you'd rather fall in.