How come no one has invented a fart free ketchup squeeze bottle?

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Or for that matter mustard squeeze bottles too (just seems like ketchup is the most flatulent).

[sniffa]

1. why deprive society of that naturaL humor?

[blackcatpgh]

2. centrifugal force is your friend

"shake well," then...

turn the bastard upside down and swing it in an arc, that will forced said condiment into the neck of the bottle. keep upside down, open lid, and there you go.

i'm drunk...

[NaturalHigh]

3. I guess I never really thought about it.

[anarch]

4. I read that as "fart tree" at first, and wondered what in the hell

that was, and why anyone would want one. Anyway, those ones that stand up on the part where the ketchup comes out are pretty close to that in intent, I think. Or not, I don't know....