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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:32 PM Original message |
What is the absolute STUPIDEST thing anyone has ever said to you??? |
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DuctapeFatwa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. "I think Bush will have a better Middle East policy than Clinton" |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
57. After 9/11 -- "It's a good thing Gore wasn't president." |
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KCDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. "I hear hardly anyone dies in childbirth these days" |
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Braden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
20. my wife told me that when she was pregnant |
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AmandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. you mean like today |
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JackSwift (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 02:28 PM Response to Reply #3 |
58. sigh, I've got a buck that says you work for child protective services |
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Mikimouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. When I announced that I was engaged, after being single for |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Oh no, better watch out for that Red Menace to our north!!!! |
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toddzilla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. a guy i know strapped on my guitar.. |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Reminds me of Peg Bundy on Married With Children... |
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Mikimouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. I couldn't agree more with taking Canada as more of a role model |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
6. One time we parked our ambulance across the street |
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ret5hd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
7. would you marry me again. |
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Colin Ex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
9. After tonight, seeing Bay Buchanan, |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I read your story on your thread. That WAS a pretty dumb thing to say. |
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Colin Ex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:04 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. It was pretty surreal. |
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Fixated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
11. ...... |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
15. I've told this story before, but perhaps you missed it |
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SiobhanClancy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Are you Italian"? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:28 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Apparently one of the Venetian O'Neills! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:50 AM Response to Reply #16 |
37. lol Clancy |
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Sting (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
18. Stupidest thing I've ever heard? |
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bluestateguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. Some twit on Ray Taliaferro's show |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
21. Here's mine... |
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DuctapeFatwa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 11:35 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. "Aren't you my browser?" |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Man, if we keep selling hot dogs, we're gonna run out." |
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thebigidea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:26 AM Response to Reply #23 |
43. great line... |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 02:53 PM Response to Reply #43 |
61. Holy Crap! There's Firesignchronicity in that line?!?! |
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thebigidea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:02 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. ooo, I'm almost flattered my stuff can pass as Firesign! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:11 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. Or just invite them over to make cars.... |
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thebigidea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:21 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. or in my past, consigned to a pre-monkey world... |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
24. After my daughter was killed by a drunk driver someone told me |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:21 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. That makes me feel sick to my stomach... |
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rasputin1952 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:41 AM Response to Reply #24 |
32. OMG...that is just incredible... |
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Hong Kong Cavalier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-03 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
25. Former co-worker freeper idiot said this: |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
26. They had fundies even in the late 1960s |
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Feanorcurufinwe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
28. "I do" |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
29. "You know why (someone we knew) isn't popular? Because nobody likes him!" |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 02:50 PM Response to Reply #29 |
60. You're friends with Yogi Berra?? |
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corarose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
30. Someone asked what date was the 4'th of July on |
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rasputin1952 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:44 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. LOL...just like, |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
31. When I was a teenager, a friend of mine worked at a gas station. |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
34. I used to volunteer at the Connecticut Radio Information System... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
35. "Bush is not one of these elites." |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
36. kiss me like you did two years ago today.... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
38. "This music should sound like lesbians..." |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
39. Here's a gem from a friend who once worked in a record store |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:14 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. I can't top that, but I have a record store anecdote much like yours... |
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scucci (280 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
40. Why are you so white? |
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DoveTurnedHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:09 AM Response to Original message |
41. Tie Between "Oh, Do You Speak English" & "Sorry, I Don't Date Orientals" |
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MinnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:50 AM Response to Reply #41 |
51. two good friends, one of Korean descent, another of Chinese... |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:26 AM Response to Original message |
44. car accident, busted jawbone & blood soaked face, cop asks "you ok?" |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
45. "I don't do fat" |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:29 AM Response to Original message |
46. "How Many"? |
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Chomskyite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
47. Director of Graduate Studies at the English Dept I was teaching at in 02 |
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chrisesq (238 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:07 AM Response to Original message |
48. I don't know if this is the absolute stupidest, but best one I can recall |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:18 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. That's only one fifth of my smerf colllection, punk. |
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MinnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:42 AM Response to Original message |
50. Me, talking to myself. Well, let me explain. |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 06:55 AM Response to Original message |
52. Grum fizzlew, plastic moose and cheese on republic free |
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PAMod (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
53. I dated a girl in college... |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:01 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. I used to work in food service so I have quite a few |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
54. Why do you need...? |
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The White Rose (804 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
56. "I love Texas, you can see as far as the eye can see." |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
59. The absolute stupidest? |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
62. man some doozies on here |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
63. This wasn't said to me, but still.... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-03 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
65. Something about a mushroom cloud! |
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