Either *I'm* not human, or Fuckstick McAWOL isn't human

[Rabrrrrrr]

We can't possibly be of the same species.

If he's human, then I'm something above human.
If I'm human, then he's something less than human.

I don't really care which is which, though for the sake of science, I think it's important to figure this out.

Am I a more evolved form of human, which let us call homo superioris, or is he something less than, perhaps not even of, the species human, which let us call minor alius

[SOteric]

1. I'm thinking he belongs to the same species

as does Ralph Wiggum, ergo homo cartoonus doofus.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I can live with that, I think

:hi: SOteric!!

Martinis, my place, later tonight. Woo hoo!!

[SOteric]

3. I'll bring the hors d'oerves!!

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. YAY!!

I hope it's caviar. Oh, please be caviar. Caviar caviar caviar...

We'll have to eat it before having a Martini of course...

[SOteric]

5. Sevruga and creme fraiche...?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oui!

Merci!

[Left Is Write]

6. He's a Frankendoodle.

Using a magic pencil, someone drew the most outrageous, egregious caricature of a bumbling, mouth-breathing buffoon, and it miraculously came to life. Unfortunately, it stole an election and is now running this country into the ground.

Anyone have an eraser handy?