Cat Lovers UNITE: Matcom wants to use our CATS for Scooter Fuel

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4005197&mesg_id=4005672

We need to let him know that our pets are precious to us and he need to stay away from our beautiful 4-legged furry friends!!!

[matcom]

1. YES!

get them ALL in one place! i'll have fuel for a WHOLE YEAR and i won't even have to hunt them down!

life.is.great.

[LynneSin]

2. You know, if we can make fuel out of cats, then we can probably....

grind you up and use you for fuel in our cars!

[SOteric]

7. Heh.

Go ahead and make an attempt at StirFry. You'll be bleeding from every inch of skin and looking for body parts you'll swear you had a second ago.

[Parche]

3. CATS

And this is the PURRfect thread to do it in
Act now, do not PAWs

Catlovers unite

Matcom is a hairball!!!!

[CatWoman]

4. I have a better idea

Let's all use Matcom for cat food.

[matcom]

5. cats don't like scotch

;)

[LynneSin]

6. Sorry, my cats have better taste then that

I'm sure yours do too. Could we grind him up and use him as cat litter?

[CatWoman]

8. even better!!!!

:D