smoogatz
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:39 PM
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Found a deep-fried corn-worm in my bag of Tostitos--can I sue? |
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I mean, I'm traumatized. Really.
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:40 PM
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1. They are trying to add to the protien content of the Tostitos |
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Which, is probably pretty low.
:)
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:41 PM
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2. Get a lawyer and take 'em to the cleaners, baby |
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Emotional distress can scar you for life
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nytemare
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:42 PM
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3. Does the corn worm look like Jesus, or Mary? |
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Then, you could really make some bucks.
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smoogatz
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:44 PM
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5. It might resemble a deity to other corn-worms |
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:43 PM
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4. This reminds me of an actual headline I read a couple months ago: |
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"Florida Girls Say MMMM-Azing Bar Contained MMMMaggots"
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Wed Sep-14-05 07:44 PM
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6. lol...you gotta respect a newspaper editor with a sense of humor |
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:14 PM
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7. I bought some rice-a-roni once that had bugs in it |
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I called the 800 number to complain and they send me 5 coupons for free rice-a-roni. So that may be a cheaper option than suing and more fruitful.
Good luck!
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:18 PM
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8. You would have to find a lawyer to take your case on a contingency |
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fee basis which means his/her payment would be dependent on how much money you received from a settlement or from a jury award. So, unless you are willing to go to a therapist for several years as a result of being traumatized and are willing to undergo the scrutiny of a defense expert, I would say to let it go.
Then again, there was a case where a dead mouse was found in maple syrup - but I think those people didn't see the mouse and actually became ill from using the syrup.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:23 PM
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9. Don't be silly, you won the contest! |
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A deep-fried corn worm is the Golden Ticket! You and your grandfather get to tour Frito-Lay and will end up running the factory!
I hope for your sake there are no Oompa-Loompas working there, though. Those little buggers creep me out, big time.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:23 PM
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:puke:
Now a bottle of Tequila is one thing, but your chips??? :scared:
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:27 PM
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11. Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross Gross |
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:53 PM
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12. The worm's family might have a case....... |
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gross negligence at the factory. Now who will raise the little worms at home?
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:55 PM
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13. I found a cooked bug once in a can of DelMonte |
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peas. I took it back to the store. The store gave me a $100 gift certificate and DelMonte gave me a years supply of free veggies (not kidding-I had thirty cans a month for a year) plus a letter of apology.
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:57 PM
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14. You should be thankful that they're now including a little protein. |
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:57 PM
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15. Was it missing a finger? |
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Wed Sep-14-05 08:59 PM
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16. Sheeit, I always paid extra fordeep-fried corn-worm in my bag of Tostitos. |
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