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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 12:36 AM
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Dubya's "growing problem."
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 12:41 AM by skids
I had a problem.



I just couldn't stop going.



And going.



And going.



Having to go on the TV.



Having to go on the plane.



Having to go at the U.N. and then not being able to go once I got there.



I thought I had a going problem. My advisors say I have a "growing problem."

My credibility gap is enlarging.

Or maybe it is my budget deficit.

Or the trade deficit.

Or my nose.

Or maybe I was just scared shitless.




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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:02 AM
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1. Excellent thread my dear skids!
Of course it doesn't hurt to have such an excellent target, either!

:rofl:
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:33 AM
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2. A target rich environment...

...never hurts, for sure.

But damn, I so forgot to use the "trickle down economics" grenade launcher!

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:36 AM
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3. ROFLMAO!
Well, now. You must leave something for the next poster to use!
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 10:25 AM
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6. Oh I'm sure people will not lack for material.

What, we've got a city full of sewage, a cia "leak" probe, portapotties surrounding the August "vacation", and a president who always seems to walk around like a bodybagging drug mule.

Oh, and "John Bolton." Ponder that.

Methinks "president pottypants" is a meme "foothold situation" of epidemic proportions. As silly as it seems, it's the urination... sorry typo... ruination of their TV image. The unwashed masses of toilet-humor-appreciating Americans will now unleash a steady stream of derision whenever they see him on their screens.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:39 AM
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4. Bravo
Nicely done:)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:50 AM
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5. OMG SKIDS, STOP IT
:rofl:
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 10:27 AM
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7. I recommended it!
:rofl:
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