Poll: My winkie fell off. What's the best way to re-attach it?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

It got caught in in a unreduced OED when I dropped it.

If this has ever happened to you please tell me what you did. I'm kinda upset about this because I was really hoping to use it again someday.

[WatchWhatISay]

1. What is a winkie, and what is an OED

Too much jargon for me.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. OED: The Oxford English Dictionary... BIG book. Really Really Big Book

Winkie? I'll leave that for someone else to define.

[Bucky]

2. Sorry, but that's what you get for sexually assaulting the OED

If you'd use the four-volume edition, you could've called it an orgy.

[Misinformed01]

4. There are a couple of DUers I wish would lose their winkies

Good luck with yours.

[MercutioATC]

5. Duct Tape

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[Catch22Dem]

6. Well duh

Like there's any question about it. Duct Tape is the perfect solution!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. In that respect, I guess I could use a little more duct tape as

"protection."

[camero]

8. Other

Hope the dog doesn't get it, Mr. Bobbitt.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. Ouch!

But that still doesn't tell me "other?"