Groups that will never form on DU!

[UrbScotty]

"STYX Fan Club Group" (but count me in if one is ever proposed)

"The Joe Lieberman Supporters Group"

"I Hate Cats Group"

[underpants]

1. The "Aren't you too old to be watching cartoons" group

:bounce:

[Hugin]

8. I'd join that one...

The cartoons they'd complain about would be the best to watch.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Zell Miller Fan Club

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. I did have a One Year Anniversary thread for his appearance

on Hardball.

:spray:

[texas1928]

3. Young Republicans

[Wapsie B]

4. The Antonin Scalia fan club.

KKKer's for KKKarl Rove

[ronnykmarshall]

5. The "I want Ann Coulter to have my baby" Club

:puke:

[Hugin]

7. What's wrong with that?

Just kidding! Really, just kidding!

:)

[Richardo]

19. And the corollary: The "I want to HAVE Ann Coulter's baby" Club

[arwalden]

31. Ptptptptptppppth!

:spray:

[anarch]

61. ...

[UrbScotty]

62. Don't forget: "I want to BE Ann Coulter's Baby!"

[anarch]

6. The Puritanical Racist "Intelligent Design" Educators Group n/t

[last_texas_dem]

9. Hey, I think if we all come out of hiding

we just might have enough members for that Styx fan club!

[Texasgal]

10. The GWB is SEXY group!

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. "Cloaked and unspoken homoerotic all-male bonding club"

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. "Married cousins against gay marriage group"

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Laura Bush: A fine role model for american women.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Ted Nugent recipes try-out and jam out group

[youthere]

15. Promisekeepers.

[BlueIris]

29. Ewwwwww. And thank God for that!

Ack. Promisekeepers still gives me a headache.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Nader's Raiders

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URGENT yet easy! Hold the government accountable for Katrina's aftermath
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4736062

Save the gulf, then save the nation! http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/electionreform.htm

[youthere]

17. Opus Dei Book Appreciation Group.

[youthere]

18. Swift Boat Veterans for Skinner

[UrbScotty]

43. I'd join that!

:evilgrin:

[yewberry]

21. DU "Up with People"

"Luddites Unite Group"

[LSK]

22. Mike Malloy Fans For Bush Group

Easily replaced by Randi Rhodes Fans for Bush Group

[LSK]

23. Tom Delay ethics in Government Group

[madinmaryland]

24. The Free Republic group?

:puke: I can't believe I said that!

[no name no slogan]

25. The "Oasis is the greatest band ever" group

[no name no slogan]

26. Fred Phelps Fan Club

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. The Subtle Use of Photoshop Filters Group

The Klingon Slash Fanfic Group
The Tommy Tutone Greatest Hits Fanclub Group
The Pat Boone Admiration Society Group
The Making Toaster Bagels in the Bathtub Fetish Group

[DS1]

28. hehehehe

too true about the photoshop filters

[tigereye]

34. ha ha

The Making Toaster Bagels in the Bathtub Fetish Group!

:rofl:

[Zuni]

30. The Subtlety Group

[manic expression]

32. The Social Darwinist Club n/t

[swag]

33. The Anti-Smiley League

[tjwash]

35. I'll join the STYX fan club.

nt

[CanuckAmok]

36. Toesex support group.

n/t

[Arkana]

37. The "DINOS R C00L D00D" fan club

[elshiva]

38. John Roberts Supporters

[calico1]

39. Reduction of Civil Rights support group. n/t

[Gregorian]

40. Humvee forum

I was just sitting on my porch watching the great blue heron in the pond. Then out of nowhere my mind says, there'd never be a Humvee forum on DU.

[SIU_Blue]

41. "Charlton Heston is my President" sticker on my SUV group

just saw one

:puke:

[calico1]

42. Big Oil Support Forum n/t

[Allenberg]

44. I Don't Want To See Your Photo Group

[WeRQ4U]

45. The "Everyone Can Agree on PETA's Worth" group.

"Eagle Up for Toby Keith" Group

[KamaAina]

46. Screw New Orleans Group

and if it ever does form, I'm alerting!

[jmm]

47. The George Bush Does Like Black People Group

Walmart: Always Low Prices, Always High Ethics Group
The Situation Room Group

[donheld]

48. Circumcision rules club

:silly:

[no name no slogan]

49. "I love FAT ACTRESS group"

[DelawareValleyDem]

50. Pat Robertson '08 Group

[NewJeffCT]

52. How about Robertson & Dobson '08 - The God Squad!

Vote for us, or God will strike you down.

[UrbScotty]

57. Robertson/Falwell 2008 - Take 'em out!

:evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

51. Muses of NASCAR Haiku Group

[Telly Savalas]

55. Jeff Gordon drives fast

His car goes 'round the oval
Dreams of checkered flags

[SalmonChantedEvening]

53. The Rick Santorum Appreciation Society. n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

59. Some idiot a few months back accused DU of anti-Catholic bigotry

because we were attacking Santorum. I can't remember who it was. Can somebody please PM me a link if you remember?

[arwalden]

63. Here You Go...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=275&topic_id=4064&mesg_id=4073

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

66. Ahhhh, that was it. Thank you.

It immediately popped into my mind when SalmonChantedEvening said "The Rick Santorum Appreciation Society." Satire keeps getting more and more difficult as reality keeps catching up.

[Dr Fate]

54. Actually- there is a hard-core Styx fan here at DU...

He even had a non tongue & cheek thread titled "Stump the Styx Nut"- which was quite funny. I think I pissed him off.

Who was that?

[Left Is Write]

56. The Bill Gaither Gospel Hour Glee Club.

[UrbScotty]

58. I'd join! (nt)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

60. The Every Sperm is Sacred Club n/t

[Rising Phoenix]

64. I hate cats....I really do...

[BlueIris]

65. The John McCain Supporters Group.

Because...yeah. And, since posting here, I've come to appreciate why that ain't gonna happen. Good for us. Senator McCain? Please shut up and retire now.

[magnetism]

67. OMG....Nobody else put this down?

I Want to be a Freeper Group!

[magnetism]

68. Oops...didn't read #24

[UrbScotty]

69. Thought of a new one! "Dianne Feinstein: California's Better Senator"

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