My rib dinner w/ Brittney was ruined by kids, smokers, rap music, fundies,

[Rabrrrrrr]

and the Christian moron (it's moron, people, not "moran") who lives next door with constant harping about how I'm making the ribs wrong, "Shouldn't boil them in grape soda, you should lather them with crushed fruit loops" the stupid fuck, like anyone grills better than me. Fuck them. I am the master of Cook On Flame, ugh. The smokers and the kids came from the other direction. Jesus fucking Christ, why do the smokers always have to ruin everything, and what the fuck is up with having kids around while adults are trying to eat? And the asshole in back blasting his rap made it all the worse the incessant pounding of 32 songs that are exactly the same thing. And why are the religious so "in your face" all the time? Like it's any of his business how I'm boiling my ribs before cooking them over my perfected hickory/corn flake mixture.

[calico1]

1. You didn't mention kittens.

Were there any kittens?:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Not after I fucking torched 'em, there weren't.

Meowing lilttle fuckers.

[SOteric]

3. Now all you need is a big, slick,

bucket of okra and it's a clean sweep.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Oh, yeah!

That would make it perfect!

[MN ChimpH8R]

5. Beauty

:rofl:

[johnnie]

6. Yikes

This should get about 10,000 posts. :thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You inspired me!

I took all your suggestions and made one post.

:-)

[kick-ass-bob]

7. You attention whore.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Oh, WAIT

:popcorn:

Now I am ready for this.

[Done]

10. My rib dinner w/ Brittney was ruined by kids, smokers, rap music, fundies,

I hate when that happens.

[mainegreen]

11. somehad had to do it..

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Were the songbirds out?

What about the puppies?

Details, man, details.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Until I let the cats eat the damn things, and before I declared the

cats feral and hunted them like the disgusting vermin they are.

[BikeWriter]

14. What, no vegetablearians complaining about you abusing the meat?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. After I served them a plate of PETA activists, they got sick and left

[BikeWriter]

18. I hope you killed the PETA activists in a humane manner...

For Dog's sake, please tell me you didn't force-feed them with a funnel to fatten their livers!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. No, those force fed engorged livers are the best!!

Screw humane treatment. That was for Hitler.

[JimmyJazz]

16. You win.

However, you could have gotten some extra credit had you called the rest of us insular, shallow, unthinking sheeple :silly:

[trof]

17. Were there pandas?

'Cause they really suck.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. There were -

until I raped 'em and scolded them with racist jokes that I don't think are racist at all.