When the Rapture comes

[MichaelHarris]

will we have to stand in long lines? Those lines like at amusement parks where you have to serpentine though rails like a cattle branding station? I hate those lines, I always get behind the fat guy with butt whiff and in front of the lady with screaming kids. Not to mention you see the same person every time the lines advances one section, passing the guy who gets his cologne in bulk at Sam's Club 10 times before you reach the straight-a-way.

In retrospect who the hell am I kidding, I'm on the short bus to hell anyway.

[LynneSin]

1. I think we just float up to the air like those blow-up dolls did...

...on Six Feet Under.

Well, except we're not blow-up dolls

[MichaelHarris]

4. Matcom

is, that's what I heard.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Speak for youself.

:evilgrin:

[youthere]

2. when the rapture comes I'm going to Disney world.

maybe I'll finally get a chance to ride on "Space Mountain" without having to wait all day.

[Done]

3. You'll have to wait in line...and you'll be naked.

[MichaelHarris]

8. naked?

damn all those things flopping around and poking you if you move too slow.

[TK421]

6. You're on the short bus to hell, but don't worry...I'm driving

:-)

[MichaelHarris]

10. cool

we'll paint that bad boy all psychedelic and pick up some recreational drugs and make a road trip of it.

[LSK]

7. no, we will all be at the mercy of the StayPuff Marshmallow Man

[MichaelHarris]

13. you know

he was very underrated as an actor, I feel his part should have been bigger.

[Bassic]

9. Is the rapture this fable where God

takes all fundies right out of their clothes and takes them to a better place? If so, then let it come. Once those idiots are gone, we can start running this world like sane people.

[MichaelHarris]

11. not really

when they get raptured I'm stealing all their shit, except for the Ronald Reagan statues, they can keep those.

[MN ChimpH8R]

12. Indeed

I just hope some fundy around here gets raptured out of a Ferrari or an Aston Martin so I can grab it for my hedonistic little self. :evilgrin:

Short bus to hell - :rofl:

[Bassic]

14. As long as they don't get raptured out of

piloting a flying passenger plane. Those egotistical maniacs!

:rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

15. what always bothered me about the Rapture-ista's was

why did they stockpile all those bullets, beany-weenies, and twinkies? Did they think they were gonna have to shoot Jesus when he came because they thought he was gonna steal their twinkies?

[MN ChimpH8R]

16. Now I have to wipe off my monitor

:spray: :rofl: :spray:

[MichaelHarris]

17. then after

it was over they tried to take their generators back to Walmart for a refund, man I made a killing buying camping gear from freepers after Y2K. I'm already trying to sell Y3K patches to them.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. You are one smart gentleman, my dear MichaelHarris...

This is so damn funny...

And even better because it's true!


:yourock:

[MichaelHarris]

19. why thank you :)

they may have stuck us with George Bush but we'll get 100 years of laughter out of the Y2K fiasco. Wonder what Pat Robertson said to his congregation the Sunday after Y2K, OOPs or sorry, I was using the Mayan calender.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. OOPS sounds about right...if he addressed it at all...

the big coward...I bet he just didn't bring it up at all...

Mayan calendar...he does NOT have the imagination for that one, IMHO!

Only intelligent Dems do! :applause: :applause:

[MichaelHarris]

21. LOL

you're right, the Mayan calender would freak him right out.

[Redstone]

22. When the rupture comes,

will we have to stand in line for a truss?

Redstone

[MichaelHarris]

23. LOL

man we should invest heavily in trusses

[LaraMN]

24. I just wanna know if I'm gonna get frisked,

'cause if I am, I'm going to wear my good underwear. mmmhmmm...

[MichaelHarris]

25. and

now I'm excited