I want out of my poker group........what do I say??

[MsUSA]

This group has been together in some form or other for the last 15 years. We first started bowling and now group has evolved into a poker club. I'm just getting tired of meeting every month, how do I get out of it??

[JVS]

1. Multiple possibilities

1)Say "I don't like hanging out with you, fuck off!"

2)Say "I am interested in committing some adultery, and the monthly meetings of this group take valuable time that I could be spending in the throes of passion in an Econolodge. To keep everything on the DL, pretend I'm still here and I'll send $10 each month to represent my losses."

3) Do not say anything, but drink heavily at the next meeting and behave in such a way as to have them say #1 to you.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Get into a fight over politics and religion

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[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. Die

Put your obituary in the local paper.

That should do it.

[zanne]

4. Tell them you're moving to France.n/t

[snooper2]

5. start cheating on every hand..

They will kick you out and you won't feel bad :)

[anarch]

6. how about...

Going around the room as appropriate with:

"Fuck you...fuck you...fuck you...you're cool...fuck you...and I'm out."

[MissMarple]

7. Say you are becoming addicted to gambling, and you have to stop.

Say you are pledging all the money you would lose gambling to Katrina relief, to supporting out of work jazz musicians, whatever.
:crazy:

[MsUSA]

8. Thank you all for those suggestions.....

I do like the, f*ck you, f*ck you, like you, f*ck you one. I drink heavily anyway and say stupid things, so that one is out. Yup, I think I'll try that f*ck you one. Thanks :)

[caty]

9. Several women

on our bowling league used the excuse that they just couldn't afford it anymore.

[zanne]

10. I've got it! I've got it!

Carpal tunnel! The only injury worth having when you're trying to get out of playing poker.

[trof]

11. Just say "I fold.........forever."

;-)

[defiant1]

12. Stole my response....

:toast: