Bossy Monkey
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:36 PM
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"The ice-cream truck in my neighborhood plays 'Helter Skelter.'" |
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What's your favorite Steven Wright line?
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:38 PM
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1. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? |
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That, or "I had a quicksand box when I was little,now I'm an only child"
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:43 PM
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:45 PM
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jus_the_facts
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:47 PM
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4. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when.... |
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....the prescription ran out. :7
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:51 PM
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5. I had a light switch in my apartment that didn't turn anything on or off |
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I would just stand there and flick it up and down. Finally the phone rang, it was a lady in Madagascar she said "CUT IT OUT!"
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underpants
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:51 PM
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6. Everything is within walking distance if you have the time |
jus_the_facts
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:53 PM
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7. "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." |
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:53 PM
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8. But Seriously...Our Neighborhood Ice Cream Truck Plays CHRISTMAS CAROLS!! |
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:54 PM by arwalden
Ack! Every single day... the same fucking song... a plunky, plinky, over-amplified, out of tune "music box" style version of "Jingle Bells".
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Bossy Monkey
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:52 AM
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19. Heeeeey! Isn't this what you said the last time I started this thread? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 09:01 AM by undisclosedlocation
We're starting to repeat ourselves, Allen. So sad. (Edit: I can't find any evidence of this via Advanced Search, so maybe my memory's playing tricks on me. I'm not going to do a line-by-line search of DU1, though.:))
Think of it this way; it could be "Tubular Bells."
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Sat Sep-17-05 12:10 PM
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22. Perhaps... I Don't Remember. It's Very Likely... |
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... this not-remembering thing seems to be happening more and more these days. My memory often plays tricks too. Hmmm.
:hi:
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:55 PM
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A Friend and I were talking... oh wait, that wasn't me.
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:56 PM
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10. I have a map of the United States thats actual size |
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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:56 PM by AllegroRondo
it takes me forever to fold it.
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jus_the_facts
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Thu Sep-15-05 03:59 PM
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11. "I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it." |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:15 PM
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12. Today I...........No, that wasn't me. |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:21 PM
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13. The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven |
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I almost went back in time
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:23 PM
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14. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. |
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Thu Sep-15-05 04:24 PM
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15. I wanted to make some instant water, but I didn't know what to add. |
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Thu Sep-15-05 05:01 PM
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16. "..Breakfast any time...So I ordered French Toast from the Renaissance..." |
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Thu Sep-15-05 06:06 PM
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17. bought a cordless extension cord. |
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:16 PM
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18. My neighbor has a circular driveway. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 09:02 AM
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20. I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. n/t |
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Fri Sep-16-05 09:59 AM
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21. You can't tell I was Cesarean born. But I use the window when I leave. |
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