DBAs check in

[LynneSin]

Is it me or does working with SQL, databases and all that stuff drive you insane.

[LSK]

1. you do that too huh?

delete from universe where person = 'FREEPER'

[LynneSin]

3. well, I'm not an actual DBA

But I do a ton of work with databases so it's sorta like visiting Mexico with just beginner spanish. I can order a beer and find a bathroom but don't push it from there!

[LSK]

4. im not really a DBA either but i do a lot of SQL programming

And we dont really have a DBA in our IT group so we have to pull our weight with other stuff too.

[trof]

2. Duh, "DBAs"?

I'm so out of it.
:-(

[TrogL]

6. DataBase Administrator

if you wanna have fun, put a database administrator and a UNIX system administrator in the same room with one chainsaw.

[TrogL]

5. Wha?

SELECT FOO, BAR, FART FROM BLAT WHERE (FART <15);

If the output includes daisies (DAISY....DAISY....WON'T YOU BE ONE WITH ME.....I'M SO CRAZY....) then you need to do an outside join.

LET THE FLOWERS SING BLING BLING BLING BBLING BLING!!