struggle4progress
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:39 PM
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How can I get a date with Britney Spears? |
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I put a personal in the local paper:
"Slightly overweight male, temporarily unemployed due to a silly misunderstanding at my last job -- but this is a good thing because it now I have time to sort out my mid-life crisis -- with hardly any arrest record and almost no history of mental illness, seeks very mature wealthy woman 18-25 for passionate friendship and discussions about Federal Reserve policy. Don't hang up if someone answers the phone "Speedy Mart" -- I spend a lot of time there."
I think Britney hasn't responded, though it's possible the Speedy Mart didn't take a message.
What now? Should I try to get a job mowing her lawn?
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:41 PM
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Or maybe cleaning her pool....
I hear that is really the way to go...
Didn't you ever see Joe the Pool Boy.... On Maximus Erectus Video....
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:44 PM
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2. I didn't know she played pool. But I usually don't clean up when I play .. |
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.. because I can't get enough chalk on the cue.
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:46 PM
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3. I hate when that happens..... |
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:47 PM
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4. well, if you could get another woman pregnant , she might date |
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you while the other woman gestates.
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Thu Sep-15-05 07:54 PM
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5. You are very smart that sounds like an unusual approach I bet she .. |
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.. will be amazed if I try it so I am guess on my way to being rich and famous
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Thu Sep-15-05 09:48 PM
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6. I think you should impress her with your tooth pick gathering abilities! |
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Thu Sep-15-05 10:35 PM
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8. Yes there is a talent that makes many people think I am special |
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Thu Sep-15-05 10:00 PM
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7. Try emulating Cletus from The Simpsons as closely as possible |
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Thu Sep-15-05 10:37 PM
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9. Thank you for this excellent suggestion! I am on a roll now! |
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