My friggin' neighbours woke me up last night...Ask me anything!

[BiggJawn]

A new personal best for the Drunken Duo...45 minutes of "OH! OH! OH!...." and this time, they threw in some headboard bangin' against the wall for good measure...

Hope they enjoyed the NPR feed coming through the wall at 5:55 this AM...:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

1. jeeeez...45 minutes?

Aside from being a crappy neighbor, I have to give them stamina points.

My loud upstairs neighbors had to have kept their mattress on the floor, because their moaning (hers) was accompanied by the floor squeaking in rhythm. Thankfully, his stamina wasn't as good as your neighbor's. Also thankfully, they are GONZO! :-)

[Loonman]

2. Record it

Then play it back loudly in your apartment when they can hear it.

[BiggJawn]

5. Did that once a long time ago....

When I lived in a trailer park. Thought a cat was caught under my tinbox. Went outside and what I heard from next door was "OHHHHHHH GAWD! OHHHHHHHH IT'S GOOD!" so I rigged a mike and rolled tape. That weekend when it was warm and everyone's windows were open, back it came at 50 Watts per Channel, babycakes....

[Bronco69]

7. ROFLMAO!

[commander bunnypants]

3. Cheap thrills

gotta love it.

DDQM

Take a speaker and put it against the wall and play marching music.

[DarkPhenyx]

4. I used to have noisy roomies. Two women.

I was pretty used to "happy sounds" while I was trying to sleep but one morning, after a particularly harsh work shift, and one of those stamina sessions of bedroom gymnastics going on for quite some time, I slamed my fist into the wall a couple of times then screamed "Goddamnit! Will you knock it off! People are trying to sleep over here!"

I forgot I had decided to visit my parents for the weekend.

True story.

When I'm camping and can hear the folks in the next tent I generally applaude when they are done. If I have friends with me we call out judges scores, including artistic interpretation and difficulty.

[Loonman]

6. I thought one female roommate was using an electric toothbrush

Boy, was I wrong.

I thought, "wow, she must be obsessive about clean teeth". Then I found the empty box when I took out the trash, one day.

[nn2004]

11. Be careful

Years ago I did that in my apartment at 2:00am and they come to my
door and talked me into things I normally would not have done while sober.

[Kahuna]

8. Drunk and going at it for 45 mins?

Not bad! :thumbsup:

[Rowdyboy]

9. They have my respect

and admiration!

[BiggJawn]

12. They're Pikers.

I'll drop my jaw and go "SHAZAM!!!!" when they hit the 90-minute mark...

[geniph]

10. Time to leave a ball gag in the mailbox

as an anonymous, neighborly gift.

[GOPisEvil]

13. So, they really *are* your "friggin'" neighbors then?

;-)