I WON THE LOTTERY

[Parche]

I just won $20,000 in the Oregon Lottery
am collecting it this morning at 8am

So now I can donate to DU.....
Where do I go, and how do I do that
I dont have a credit card

Enquiring winners need to know!!!!



No more turning away

We've only just begun.................to live

[KitchenWitch]

1. You can donate via PayPal

or you can mail a check

Grovelbot will be proud!

[Parche]

5. Check

I will probably do it by money order
what is the address that I need to send it to!!!


I am finally back on track, after a year full of
turmoil.....on the....

Long and winding road

[KitchenWitch]

6. Click on the link up at the top of the page that says Donate

I think the address is there.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Congratulations!

[Tafiti]

3. Seriously?

That's bad-ass. Congrats! It must've been a rush when you first discovered it...

[Suich]

4. Are you serious???

:party: :bounce: :toast: :hi: :applause: :party:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

31. Or, as they say in Freepland -- "Are you SERIES?!!11!? eom

[gmoney]

7. A dedication...

Hope it's true, Parche. In case it is, here are some ideas...

Camper Van Beethoven - "When I Win The Lottery"

Well I lost an eye in mexico
Lost two teeth where I don't know
People see me comin' and they move to the other side of the road
I robbed a liquor store or two
Made myself at home a few times
Borrowed myself a car when I needed it
I got me a shack at the bottom of the road
Fixin' cars and givin' tows
Spend all my money on the lottery

When I win the lottery gonna buy all girls on my block
A color tv and a bottle of french perfume
When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city
So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me
When I win the lottery

Never run a flag up a pole
Like mr. red, white, and blue down the road
But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist
Now I can walk into any old bar
Find a fight without looking too hard
But I never killed someone I don't know just 'cause someone told me to

And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy the house next to mr. red, white and blue
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy post 306 american legion, paint it red with five gold stars
When I win the lottery

When the end comes to this old world
The rights will cry and the rest will curl up
And God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
'cause we zig and zag between good and bad
Stumble and fall on right and wrong
'cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on

And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block
Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch
'cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that
God is good but surely works in mysterious ways
When I win the lottery

[Parche]

9. True

It is true, $10 on a 5spot with a 5 multiplier!!!!

Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, I'm gonna make it right

[Robeson]

8. I'm opening up the Robeson donation foundation...

...please feel free to liberally donate...:7

[KitchenWitch]

10. 16 ounces of $100 is headed your way

Right after I get mine!

[Robeson]

14. Wha?.. Huh?... Hey?...

How did you work your way into all the money that I was going to extort from gmoney...uh, I mean, have him donate to my foundation?....

[KitchenWitch]

15. I am sneaky and evil!

:evilgrin:

[obxhead]

11. Invest what loot you have after taxes.

20G is small change these times. Hell thats not even 10% down on a basic 3 bedroom in most of the country. congrats :toast:

[donheld]

12. Make Skinner grovel

He secretly like groveling :evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

26. LOL

That's just EVIL.

[yewberry]

13. Do you need a personal assistant? I'm cheap.

Kidding!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[Shell Beau]

16. Seriously? That is awesome!

[progmom]

17. That is excellent news

Congratulations!!

:bounce:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

18. Woohoo!

I never won more than $250 when I lived in Oregon, although it was a very well-timed $250, showing up exactly when I needed it. :-)

Which game was it?

[Parche]

19. Check

I just picked up my check
(after the government took out all those taxes)


Total $13,400

Savings
Paid bills

How much should I donate to DU????

[DS1]

21. Consider how much time you spend here, and how important

it is to you.

[Liberalynn]

20. Congratulations

[trof]

22. Couldn't happen to a nicer, more deserving guy.

Congrats!
Don't spend it all in one place.
;-)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. Let me take this opportunity to tell you

Just how much I like you, and that I'm glad we've become such good friends.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Congrats!

May your prize bring you no grief, only happiness! :hi:

PS: Don't forget to set some aside for taxes. :(

[Pithlet]

25. Wow, congrats!

What kind of game was it? How many numbers did you get? Details!

And you should donate whatever amount you feel good about donating.

[musette_sf]

27. WOO HOO

Congratulations!!!! :party:

[DawgHouse]

28. Oh, Uncle Parche! That is wonderful news!

Congratulations! :)

[bridgit]

29. very excellent...

B-)

[bigwillq]

30. WOO HOO!

Congrats!:bounce:

[LaraMN]

32. Shut UP!

You lucky bum. Enjoy it! Good to know it didn't go to a Resluglican.