kick-ass-bob
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:27 AM
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I have a new rule: Everyone must act exactly like me |
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and make me laugh when I want to laugh, and give birth to adults, (sorry ladies - I know it will hurt more, but I don't care)
Then the world would be perfect.
For me, anyways, because of course, it's all about me.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:30 AM
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1. and they must raise their children just as I raise mine |
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:31 AM
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3. Fuck the raising part. They should already be adults. |
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Where have you been? sheesh.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:06 AM
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My kids insist I was born an adult.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:30 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:31 AM
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4. and they must marinate themselves in world events such that |
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any thought of alleviating the mandatory constant self flagellation will be greeted with derision and reproachment.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:33 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:34 AM
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think bad. Do same good. Me be good. Me do same.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:36 AM
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8. yes. 3 word sentences. |
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That works too. Much obliged. Oops, uh, thank you.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:34 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:36 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:51 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:52 AM
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Therefore you may remain on the planet.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:54 AM
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12. only if you run around and yell a lot |
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cuz I need the exercise and it helps me clear my lungs after using my inhaler....
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:01 AM
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13. I hate to break this to you, BUT... |
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...you're not the first person on DU to issue that fatwa, buddy...
I have the "Everyone must act exactly like me" folks show up ALL THE TIME in my threads.
They tell me what I'm thinking.
They second-guess my intentions.
The demand an explanation.
They expect compliance.
They never get it.
:evilgrin:
:toast:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:02 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:05 AM
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15. Wow... I've gotten to use this smilie twice today. |
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:boring:
It's a new record.
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