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Fri Sep-16-05 11:04 AM
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Stop trying to corrupt me. And, don't play innocent with me, either! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:05 AM
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1. What's up today, Sweety? :-) |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:12 AM
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4. Not a thing. Hey! You're not one of them, are you? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:15 AM
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7. Uh, I don't know. Who are they? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:16 AM
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8. The people who are trying to make me do bad things. |
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I don't think you are one of them or you would know :)
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:18 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:26 AM
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12. At least you are brave enough to confess! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:07 AM
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2. What did Matcom do now? |
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is it all that Scooter talk?
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:13 AM
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It was thoughts of his bubble butt on that scooter! It got me all het up :silly:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:22 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:23 AM
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11. Well. He's just so darned proud of the thing! |
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I mean, you can sit a glass on it and walk away :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:28 AM
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that did that at the DU gathering?? he is still trying to figure who put that glass there and left. :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:09 AM
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3. I am very very innocent |
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But I'd still like to corrupt you, and corrupt myself at the same time. :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:14 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:26 AM
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13. I would never try to make you do bad things, Sweety. |
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My father raised me to respect Sweet Ladies.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:36 AM
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17. Aw, you make me blush, BW! |
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However, I have to confess: I'm not that sweet, IRL. In fact, I'm a bit of a crabby pants :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:47 AM
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20. There's nothing wrong with being a crabby pants at times, either. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:31 AM
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15. Corrupt is such a ugly word, I prefer "expanding your experience base." |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 11:33 AM by usedtobesick
and I never claimed to be innocent....
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:35 AM
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16. OMG! Look what you did to me! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:43 AM
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18. I think you had these tendencies long before I starting posting on DU... |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 11:43 AM by usedtobesick
I'll bet you wake up everyday thanking the cosmic powers that you do not have you as a child. I know every time I see my smart, well adjusted, well behaved kids I wonder who they belong to, cause that was not me when I was their age... :eyes:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:48 AM
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21. Puhleeze - I have one child who gave herself a mullet and another |
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who has a used dental floss collection. I'm being paid back by the cosmic powers. Trust me. :)
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:59 AM
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30. ROFL... well, they get better I promise. |
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My son had a collection of dead bugs and the other cut her hair into a kind of reverse mullet, but they now both are contributing members of society, getting good grades and with wicked cool sences of humor. Remember they have to grow up to be cool, they are JimmyJazzSpawn
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:44 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:50 PM
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39. You think I'm kidding: |
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mullet girl dental floss collection
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:39 PM
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40. No I did believe you! |
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And your daughter is adorable even with the mullet. She has your eyes if we believe the post a picture threads. I love the "don't tach!" Future engineer?
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:49 PM
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42. Do you KNOW how much a used dental Floss collection |
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is worth on EBay...
This is HUGE.....
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:45 AM
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You're the one who stays at the MILF Plaza.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:49 AM
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22. ord! THE MILF-ORD Plaza! |
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Now you're just trying to start trouble. :P
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Fri Sep-16-05 02:01 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:52 AM
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How can I do that which has already been done?
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RL
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:54 AM
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25. You'd better be nice to me or I'll tell you more stupid jokes! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:56 AM
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28. You are an evil woman... |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:52 AM
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24. Hey there, sweety....... |
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I saw a greeting card that said...
Lead me not into temptation...I already know the way......
Somehow it seemed appropriate for your thread...
Hope you're having some fun today......
:loveya: :pals:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 AM
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26. I'm having some fun. Thank you. I'm obviously concerned about |
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a lot of my DU friends at the moment, you included, but I'm trying to smile anyway :hug:
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:05 PM
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31. Thanks sweetie...I'm doing OK.... |
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If I weren't here, I'd be in the corner, sobbing...
This is MUCH BETTER for me than that.....
Please don't worry about me...you have enough on your plate...
:hug:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 AM
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27. Have you taken the slut test yet? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:58 AM
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29. I stopped. I didn't want anyone to have that much information about me! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:12 PM
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32. Aw. Can I just try to corrupt you a little bit? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:14 PM
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34. Well, there is at least one exception to every rule! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:19 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:14 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:18 PM
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35. Of course, I know it's you. |
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W.O.W. :wow: You've got the power!
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Fri Sep-16-05 12:21 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:47 PM
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41. What if I'm not playing innocent? |
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I don't have a corrupt bone in my body!
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:57 PM
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46. Dude - you lost your virginity to capitalism and you are now |
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proclaiming your innocence. I don't think so, Skippy. :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 02:14 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:51 PM
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Police were looking for you!
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:56 PM
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45. Don't I know it! Why do you think I'm hiding in the lounge??? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:52 PM
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Not ever, no never. :evilgrin: :smoke:
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Fri Sep-16-05 01:58 PM
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47. You're the one who keeps trying to convince me that outdoor living |
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is all the rage these days! Somehow, I don't believe you :silly:
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Fri Sep-16-05 02:03 PM
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just getting back to basics! :crazy:
:hug: :loveya:
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Fri Sep-16-05 02:06 PM
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50. I got you a subscription to Outdoor Living, btw. |
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Your first issue should be arriving shortly :crazy:
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Fri Sep-16-05 02:16 PM
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52. That's great - but please, please |
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no "Field & Stream" -- I have had my share of watery sports for now! :silly:
:hug:
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