Bumper stickers!

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Here's a few good ones:

Some good bumper stickers:

I'm not an alcoholic
I'm a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings

I'm hung like Einstein
And smart as a horse

Jesus is coming
Look busy

Take your ex out tonight
One bullet oughta do it

Driver carries no cash
He's married

I'm busy. You're ugly.
Have a nice day.

Wife and dog missing
Reward for dog

Drugs lead nowhere
But it's the scenic route

Are you havng phone sex or
do you always drive that way?

I child-proofed my house
But they still get in

4 out of 3 people
Have trouble with fractions

Take revenge
Shit on a pigeon

The shortest sentence is "I am"
The longest is "I do"

Keep honking
I'm reloading

Guns don't kill people
Drivers with cellphones do

Ever stop to think...
And forget to start again?

I've got a perfect body
But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell

:D