Do you have a flat butt or a round one?

[Shell Beau]

All this J-Lo talk and expensive jeans got me to thinking about butts. :shrug: But anyway, is your butt too big, too flat, or just right?

And you don't have to answer! It is a silly question!!!

Mine is by no means flat nor is it J. Lo-ish. In between, I'd say. It could be a tad smaller I guess.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. mine is HOT!

:P

[MissHoneychurch]

2. just right

not too big but not too small either. Just right. Now my upper thighs and pelvis is another things

[Shell Beau]

5. I hear ya!!

:)

[WCGreen]

10. There you go again, enticing me.......

Damn, why haven't they invented that star trek beam me up thing yet....

[kick-ass-bob]

13. they have on the molecular level.

they have transported a molecule from one side of the room to another.

It's only a matter of time.

[billyskank]

54. Man a teleporter would be sweet

I'd teleport myself out of bed in the mornings.

[MissHoneychurch]

18. oh don't I wish

:blush:

[WCGreen]

21. Random thoughts of ectasy......

[matcom]

3. I don't know

you'll have to ask my adoring fans :D

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Dude, I heard it was a bubble butt.

I can find the link if you want.

[matcom]

15. you better find it boy

:grr:

[kick-ass-bob]

20. it was JimmyJazz and the Mrs talking again

What have I told you about worlds colliding???? :grr:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4015008&mesg_id=4015053

[matcom]

44. canNOT believe you went back and found that

on edit: SHIT that was written today! :D

i thought you were gonna have to work HARD at this :D

[Shell Beau]

9. Well from the looks of your smilie, it's pretty flat!!

I guess all that stair climbing really works the glutious maximous!!!

[5thGenDemocrat]

4. Polly says "round and just right"

She says (blush) that I have the butt of an 18-year-old kid.
John
Wondering about which 18 yr old is running around without a butt out there.

[LaraMN]

6. Mine is pretty much how I like it-- somewhere in-the-middle.

But if I slack off on Pilates, it gets flat. I hate flat butts.

[Shell Beau]

11. Pancake butt!

That's what we call it. My mom definitely has pancake butt, but luckily I take after my dad!

[LaraMN]

17. Yes! Have you heard of the phrase "muffin top?"

I just learned it last week. It's when a person wearing low-rise jeans has "spillage" over the top of their jeans. My favorite, though, was always "front-butt."

[Shell Beau]

19. I know! Front butt!! Ha ha!

My husband will say that from time to time! (not about me, mind you, if so, I'd have no business buying those jeans!!)

[Orangepeel]

7. flat and wide

but the important thing is, it works!

[Shell Beau]

14. I hope so!!

[MissMillie]

12. My son says I have a ghetto booty

Round

[Shell Beau]

16. That is usually a compliment, I think!!

[ContraBass Black]

32. Yes, it is.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

22. I don't have a butt.

Just call me "shovel ass".

[Shell Beau]

24. Shovel ass?

[miss_kitty]

23. round

not a shovel butt family...

[magnetism]

25. Mine has been described as "grabable"

And I have been told that the Ladies like a grabable butt!

:woohoo:

[Shell Beau]

27. Definitely not flat then!!

;)

[TK421]

26. I've been told I have no butt...I REALLY want Matcoms smiley butt!

I would be da-bomb then!

[RandomKoolzip]

28. I have a back bisected by two legs. I've been taking "Noassitol."

Seriously, though....my gut has bought all the real estate my ass used to live on. Aging sucks.

[Shell Beau]

30. That cracked me up! (no pun intended)

[toey]

29. i have a nice round booty, and my man just LOVES it :)

[ContraBass Black]

34. Any sensible man would.

[ContraBass Black]

31. Just right.

Or so I'm told.

Is this intended to be a picture thead? :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

35. Only for those who answered "just right"

[ContraBass Black]

59. I'm a little busy right now

You could encourage me to hurry by sharing.

[ContraBass Black]

75. Here you go.

It would be indiscreet of me to provide more detail.



How about some reciprocation? ;)

[scarlet_owl]

I have a round butt and it looks great.

[Zuni]

33. pretty flat

[Left Is Write]

36. After all these years, I like mine.

But I think I earned it. I do a LOT of squats, knee lifts, and lunges!

[atomic-fly]

37. round and strong

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?eventorder?photo=05Q9001X030232&start=0&album=0&adjust=-1&d=0&nphoto=05Q9001X030233

[AlCzervik]

38. i have what my granfather used to refer to as the "No ass at all" syndrome

it's been passed down from generation to generation in my family on my fathers side.

[JimmyJazz]

41. The men in on my father's side of the family have an expression for

their figures (yes, they all look the same)

"short and squatty, no ass, no body" :)

On edit: I'm not saying that's YOU by any stretch. I was just playing off of your "no ass at all" comment.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

39. Mine is not bad...but it could be a bit smaller...

Definitely NOT flat...never.....

The belly on the other hand...yuck..not going there...


:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

40. Here's a picture-- you tell me

[JimmyJazz]

45. SWEET!

Thank you! :D

[no name no slogan]

46. gee, thanks!

I've been told it's my best, *ahem*, assett :hide:

[JimmyJazz]

47. However, you do need to lose the chew habit.

That shit is NASTY! :P

[no name no slogan]

48. Actually I don't chew

You must be confusing me with another guy who posts pictures of his butt. :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

51. I have the evidence RIGHT HERE!

<----- SEE!

[no name no slogan]

53. That's just wallet ass going on

Oh, that's from my wallet, which I carry in my right hip pocket. If you rotate the pic clockwise about 30°, the imprint will look more square. :)

Seriously, I tried chewing once. I accidentally swallowed my spit, and naturally got sick as a dog. I decided then and there to stick with smoking (cigarettes). Although I was a bit of a pot fiend in jr. high, believe it or not...

[Trigger Hippie]

49. Oh yeah!

:thumbsup:

[tjwmason]

68. And a very fine picture it is too.

[no name no slogan]

71. aw, shucks

and if I didn't play for the other team, I'd be all over you like white on rice! :woohoo:

[Taverner]

42. I have a bootylicious butt

:D

[billyskank]

43. Round but not fat

:)

[Trigger Hippie]

50. My butt is like a Georgia peach

round and firm and juicy.

[no name no slogan]

55. w00t!

:hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

56. ....

(photo not available) sorry. :)

[no name no slogan]

57. you tease

:silly:

[LissaM]

52. Ah, I got a cute butt..

I should, I run every friggen day!!!! It's not flat but it's not saggy. I shouldn't have my arse being as white as I am, but I got lucky.

[no name no slogan]

58. Are you part slavic or mediterranean?

because that's the only reason we have butt on one side of my family. Otherwise, we'd be as flat-assed as the rest of the honkies.

[Schema Thing]

60. Hey! How come "View All" isn't working?

I thought this would be my chance to see the all teh callipyge on DU. :-(

[fleabert]

61. flat. but a good cheap pair of used 501's make it look better than it

really is!



those jeans cost me 8 bucks at Goodwill. :-)
The tattoo cost 80

[Schema Thing]

63. Ah, that's the kind of "view all" I'm talkin' about

I've been wondering where you were in this time of national crisis, young lady.




:hi:

[fleabert]

64. HI!

I haven't seen you in FOREVER! I had some visitors last week, but I am back sporadically, and often for too long (I have so many errands to run today, but here I am, posting my ass!)

How are things for you, my dear? I am pissed as hell, and tired of seeing the ShitHead Extraordinaire on TV. I wish he'd just go away.

[Schema Thing]

72. That's important too, you know....

that you wave your ass in my face every now and then, between errands :P~

lol, seriously, I noticed I hadn't seen you around in a long time, and so thought of starting a thread topic: "And Just Were Is Fleabert In This Time of National Crisis...MIA?"

I'm good enough, considering I'm with'ya on the idiot. It's a wonder my head hasn't exploded at some point in the past couple of weeks.

I'm probably going to head for Baton Rouge sometime next week, a work partner of mine has a contact in the building business, and we may be able to contract a house or sumsuch. And even if not, I'd like to see it firsthand.

[gmoney]

74. .

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

62. I got a DAMN fine ass.

Well, it's a bit hairy, but shapely. Ask the ladies. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

67. I think this requires some photographic evidence.

:evilgrin:

[IntravenousDemilo]

65. Guys! Here's a way to make even the flattest butt look good...

Wear suspenders. I kid you not. When we did Cinderella Man last year, we wore 30s costumes and the men all wore suspenders. It was so flattering, I couldn't help looking at myself every time I passed a full-length mirror.

[redqueen]

66. I think mine's too flat. I'd like a little more J-Loishness.

Oh well, that's life!

[tjwmason]

69. Shall we just say that I've never had any complaints.

[wildhorses]

70. mine sits

damn good in the saddle

[ZombieNixon]

73. Here's mine. You tell me.

[JimmyJazz]

76. Mine is square. Seriously.

:)

[ContraBass Black]

82. Where are the corners?

[SarahB]

77. Fairly round.

I've been told that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Not sure what that means though. :shrug:

[ContraBass Black]

81. Bwaa ha ha.

I didn't think people actually use that phrase.

[Dastard Stepchild]

78. Mine is too large for someone only 5'2"...

I have the butt of someone at least 5'10.
sigh.....

[ContraBass Black]

80. You say it as if it's a bad thing.

:D

[Dastard Stepchild]

86. lol...

It is when you try to buy pants. :)

[catmandu57]

79. Well, I have a photo, but.....

I don't think they want us to post that kind of picture, nicely proportioned though is the best description. The Marshmallow woman has a very nice round soft, oops I better stop right there.

[u4ic]

83. Not enough

I'd love a nice, round one. Mine's too flat...on both sides of my family, the women have no hips and no ass. x(

[supernova]

84. Mines kinda flat

because I have a fused back. There's a minimal curve there, so it appears flat.

[sakabatou]

85. It's pretty round