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Fri Sep-16-05 03:27 PM
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| What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? |
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You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck. :think:
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:28 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:29 PM
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| 3. Thank you, thank you.........I'll be here all week. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:34 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:28 PM
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Sorry, it's in the rules.
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:14 PM
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| 6. More like "Wah Wah Wah" |
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:13 PM
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| 5. What if she's a virgin who was artificially inseminated? |
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Then she's not 'unscrewed' so the joke doesn't work...
Another dazzling display of logic from my steel-trap intellect...:crazy:
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:14 PM
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| 7. As Jesus said in response to that same question... "Give it a rest, mom!" |
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:15 PM
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| 8. What do you call a hula-hoop with a nail in it? |
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A navel destroyer.
...and I'm OUTTA HERE! :7
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM
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| 9. Who's this clown? You tryin' to edge in on my act? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM by WeRQ4U
:shrug: :P
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